Jizz

The two main presidential candidates--Sernie Banders and Antonio Banderas-- are both mocking the Internet. Bernie's coffee was quoted saying "thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"

circlejerk

I don’t know why I get of[f] so much on the idea that sexy strangers in the coffee shop might’ve seen me naked. But I do.

gonewild

I'[m] new here, but no stranger to shower coffee

showercoffee

Maria give a stranger a coffee break

StrangerSex