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My betrothed has forsaken me. Wi[l] gonewanton provide me with comfort?

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A [L]ady and her close acquaintance

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A [l]ustful lady, punished for her wantonness

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Posing for you

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A touch of cloth

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A [l]ittle respite from the heat

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Some good [F]riends

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"It's Art!" - Albert Arthur Allen

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Rita Sacchetto, 1927

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Blonde, Redhead, Brunette

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1850 (!)

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[L]ady friends

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Acropolis Dancer, 1927

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Anonymity

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Garters and Pearls

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Louise Brooks

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c. 1880

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Flash Friday

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Telegram!

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Great mirror

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Photos taken by 1920s photographer Alfred Cheney Johnston

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no title found

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French postcards

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Marilyn Monroe, photographer unknown.

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Albert Arthur Allen Boudoir

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Alice Wilkie

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Brigitte Helm in Metropolis (1927)

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Witches' Sabbat

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Automobi[l]e Repair

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Now pose for the camera.

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So much wanton...by Albert Arthur Allen

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Ya wanna ride, sailor?

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I like bounteous posteriors, truth be told.

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Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.

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Sir, having recently had Visitors and Noblemen comment upon the poor presentation of my estate and gardens, I went to see the head gardener. I found him, as he proclaimed. "Most busy". I sent the fellow back to mow the lawns, and out of the kindness of my

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Sir, in these unprecedented modern times of staff demanding wages in excess of sixpence per day, I have had to make some economies. It would of course be foolish to run my brandy cellar low, but I note my instruction that maids must now share accommodatio

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Trio

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Sir, I note a growing problem of how to both permit easy access to the wine cellar such that staff may serve the most delicate aged brandies whenever called upon, and to also restrict access for their own consumption. I fear maid Eliza has been at the abs

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The Lady Doth Not Protest

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Illustrated Lesbians, 1910

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Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, w

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Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assis

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Sir,I recently did see MALE staff in feminine dress perform most unnatural acts. Whilst this behavior is acceptable in a school dormitory, it is hardly something you reminisce upon nightly after a brandy. Modern acquiescence to the mandrake mob is a fad,m

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Sir, on this cold all-hallows day I did instruct the fire to be lit, but was informed an imp do live in the chimney and staff are affeared to go near. A local man was summoned to deal with the problem, a process I found most interesting

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Sir, Having recently read upon James Lind's Treatise on the Scurvy, I did petition Parliament to provide cider and fruits to the Royal Navy's Arctic Expeditions. Honorable members are welcome to meet my staff, where the many benefits of fresh fruit are ea

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Sir, Yesterday I did find maids Rosie and Tillie imagining looking upon themselves in a mirror as if in an above-stairs room. Such fineries are well beyond their means, but out of the kindness of my heart I did offer them a looking-glass each for certain

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Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and un

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Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington did visit and urged me to join his club. I inquired what merits this new club might have over the one I currently frequent. Lord Codlington hands me an illustrated brochure, noting the popularity of the "games night". I

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Sir, Following a visit from Dr Sterndale and his exotic tobacco, I find the smell permeates the very room most disagreeably. I instruct the maid to wash the drapes and hang them in the warmest rooms to air.She complains that it is making her clothing wet.

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Sir, On learning of my inheritance I moved swiftly to survey my new estate. I was astounded to find a full house of staff yet fires untended and rooms thick with dust. I intent on admonishing the maids, but they invited me to observe their modern methods,

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Sir, Noises below stairs: I find maid Clara embracing the rogue greengrocer in a most obscene manner. Clara explains their embrace is a celebration of Empire Day, reflecting our glorious kingdom spanning both North and South hemispheres. I sit with a bran

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Sir, A stormy night, gales howling and my very house shakes. A crash awakes me but the dark night impedes. A lightning flash briefly illuminates the room as if day & I see a most terrible figure. I leap beneath the blanket, hoping that it is maid Moll

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Sir, I once more find myself interviewing new staff. Vera is a most uninspiring candidate, unsure of basic domestic tasks. However my opinion is quickly changed when she offers to show me her credentials. She is hired with immediate effect.

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Sir, A great commotion in the drawing room.Maid Molly explains she was standing upon Ada's shoulders to better reach the drapes for cleaning; she slipped and all came down. A gust of wind blew their clothes clean away. Concerned for their safety, I superv

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Sir, I in receipt of much fine Napoleon brandy, circumventing the revenue men for a great saving.Today a constable visits.I usher him into the drawing room where maid Mary is practicing her dance. Over a fine brandy, the constable admits he has completely

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Sirs and Madames, I see that members of our orchestra have arrived and are already 'tuning up'. Please be seated for this evening's performance, which will be starting upon the hour.

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Sir, Lady B___ is most insistent that I no longer require new staff to remove their garments during the interview process. I reluctantly comply. In unrelated philanthropy, I have today decided to provide all new staff with uniforms. Scientific studies mus

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For the interest of club members, "Rosie and Her Wooden Hoop" will be giving a demonstration of the most efficacious and modern scientific fitness regime for both Ladies and Gentlemen. Thu 9pm and 11pm. Brandies and cigars after.

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Sir, Squiffy Henderson bets me 5 guineas that I cannot show him something he has never seen before. "I have seen everything in the world" he proclaims. Once home I select two maids to pose for a photolithograph. Tonight,I receive Henderson's 5 guineas and

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Sir, I overhear maid Lottie bemoaning that she is unable to afford a new hat to wear this summer. I suggest that I accompany her to a milliner store this very Saturday and that I will pay for her new hat, on condition that she might pose for a photolithog

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