Jizz

FB contrasts almost make this too easy...

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Emily ain't nuttin ta fuck wit

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"I need to be spoiled like a man is supposed to"

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"There should only be one fat person per couple."

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No sex, just pay me.

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TIL fat people are allowed to have standards but if skinny people have standards their shallow assholes

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Sure thing, Ally.

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Just bc I'm fat doesn't mean I like fat dudes

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Must enjoy oral (x-post /r/Tinder)

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Quickest left swipe I've done in a while

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I am serious, buy me things

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Scales are triggering

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Dilbert knows how to do it

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No hymen no diamond

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Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!

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She wants a lumberjack

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I don't expect perfection, but damn.

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The average neckbeard's criteria [xpost from JNBT]

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Good luck with that.

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"No mingers"

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Why you're obligated to find me fucking attractive

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Just because I'm fat, doesn't mean I'm into fat guys. [Xpost from Trashy]

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Cargos should be the least of your worries.

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Will never shave her bush

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I will no longer accept the following flirations!

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I don't think I'll be getting lucky with this woman any time soon.

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I only want you for your money... Also, I'm fat

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I will pay for nothing

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"Nobody wants to talk to me!"

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Oh nooooo

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Yeah, I'm fat and ugly and I want a "hot" girl to fall into my lap. How come ?! That's life. (Cross-posted from /r/niceguys)

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"Why aren't any of the rich hot celebrity guys I see on TV married to a fat woman? They all have a pretty face and flawless skin!"

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Looking for a sugar daddy with low standards

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Refrigerator seeking tall, alpha baseball athlete

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Once i move out of my parents basement and get a car, i'm going to have so much sex!

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I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return I offer you this

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Well that did not go well (x-post r/Tinder)

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Good lord.

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He will find peace as soon as women born in the 1990s go out with him

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Only twice a week?

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No no no no no no no no no (x-post from r/sugarlifestyleforum)

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7 Bedrooms and no Kids ;D

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I gained weight and use old pics, hairless white knight wipe away my debt!

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Define 'cute af'

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"My ideal woman in a [large-ass] nutshell" (x-post from /r/CringeAnarchy)

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29 year old girl goes insane over cancelled date

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Slim, white, under 26, not working, never been in a relationship, 5'2" to 5'4", educated but less than him

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I'm not picky...

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I won't message first

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Also I'm not racist, but i don't mix races.

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A choosing beggar gets absolutely destroyed.

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I created a tool to calculate just how picky these choosers are - details inside

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6'3" (no exceptions)

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Vintage choosing beggars

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Tis but a small request.

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You can't be my boyfriend, but you can't have sex with anyone else. You must be muscular, white, college educated, uncircumcised, hair length in a specific range, and meet all these other requirements.

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Bilingual choosing beggar

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I won't message you or go on the date with you, but please pay for my Post Malone ticket

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When they talk about how great the exposure will be...

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Girl I haven’t spoken to in 7 years wants benzodiazepines and adderall

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