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This genius. That or an equally stupid cop.

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Not exactly client cringe, but I felt like this probably belonged here. (Ft. OUR QUEEN!)

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More mod inbox cringe for your amusement.

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some serious entitlement

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love this subreddit, this morning's cringeworthy content

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I cannot believe an adult man thinks this way.

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An interesting cringe, btw, he's been sending texts like this 4+yrs

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I wonder if this ever actually works out for him lol

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Close enough. Just, general psycho message.

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Did I miss something?

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Did I miss something, the sequel?

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"I'm not asking for a menu but... <insert long list of demands>"

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Complaining that I charge $250 for over 48 hours f porn shot with over $6000 of equipment- no, making porn full time is not free

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This is just creepy...

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UGH.

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OOF

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Because cash verifies my safety, smh.

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Anyone else somehow end up attracting all the fedora types?! (Continuation of a convo i posted here the other day- it somehow got cringier)

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Not MY client, but I think Brandon Wade's Seeking profile certainly belongs here ?

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Ugh, I'm SO tired of having to deal with sugaring bullshit while I wait for regular escort clients (in my transition from sugaring to escorting). Dude, I have screens of where you agreed to the original ppm ?

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Discovered after a barrage of texts that SkiptheGames didn't take my phone # off the ad and make customers email me like I thought ..the redirecting has been 'fun' ?

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Do you want a cookie or something?? (OP is not my tweet but I wanted to smack him for her)

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Used to be a regular, not heard from him in weeks. Told him I'm too sick to drag my arse out of bed unless there's good money in it and he very kindly offers me bus fare, food and a shower.... It's just one of those days I guess!

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LOL

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How to fail screening at the starting line

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Sweet thought but... No

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So many wrongs.

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Evеr ԝantеd tо dоԝnlоad сam ѵiԁеoѕ fгоm сamgiгl ѕіteѕ? Сһeсk hеre!

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Every single day there are some issues with the PayPal ? ?

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I felt like being mean ?

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Oof, Double whammy of dumbassery lmao

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'Half sex'

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One 'half sex' pls

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Convince someone to care about you, loser. Lol

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AND his hat says “Cocaine and Hookers”

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Please don’t get desperate and fall for a scam. Absolutely appalling

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Never have I ever... multiply that by at least 4.... and no where does it say I even offer that....

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??

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“She’s a baby. She’ll be okay if I leave her in the car.” WTF!!! (Not my client—from a friend)

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Never messaged the dude, he specifically went to my profile just to say this.. I have three jobs :|

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Dude wants me to find Jesus....or something

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When a client literally has peas for brains

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Just because I directed him to my reddit which is full of previews.. Tempted to stop answering to 1 day old accounts ?

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????

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Asdfkshagjdhsgshha Angery Boi

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i do, just not for you ;)

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This guy has been asking me every single night if he can see me that night, and every single night for 2 weeks I’ve explained that I’m almost always prebooked or done for the day.

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Lmao my overnight rate is £1200.... guess he’s gonna be ordering the world’s best takeaway to make up for the money he’s not paying me?

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???The kind of messages I’ve been receiving lately.

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When a potential client says he doesn’t know how he will react to being with me, a transgender provider, what I hear is “I might murder you, hope that’s ok..” ?

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Thinks he can trick me into believing I already agreed to bareback...

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A dude I banged one time 11 years ago joined my OF

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Goooooood morning from this freak

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Cringey, yes, but is this how you would have handled it? I worry that I might be losing clients because I don’t have a menu or something

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I have so many (too many tbh) cringey clients to post but here's a sweet and short one from literally just now. I got weird vibes almost immediately; simple question was like pulling teeth. No thank you, I require at least a modicum of respect and effort

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It's been one day and I could already fill up this sub's front page with this guy. Screened OK, sent deposit, but he also keeps bragging (lying) about his employment/education/licenses, claims that famous instagram/OnlyFans girls are paying HIM, sent me p

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He lasted four replies before forgetting his own story

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Waiting for my punishment.. snapchat - louzpay ???

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All this poor guy needs is some self-respect...

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Pay my fee, FaceTime isn’t free.

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