Jizz

Al Bundy invented Vibram Five Finger Shoes

mildlyinteresting

We invented a new phrase: Snouty Teat. This is how I imagine it.

nsfw_wtf

Glasses were invented to protect the eyes:)

cumsluts, GirlswithGlasses

I really love the people the invented the mirror and the phone, and all the girl who combine them to make us happy

RealGirls

whoever invented YOGA pants...THANK YOU!

ass

MSPaint Pictionary. My friends invented it. Here are the first drawings.

funny

[Request] Stop with the anime shit. The Japanese pretty much invented drawing naked girls. Theres nothing spectacular about it. There are plenty of Hentai subs.

rule34

Heels: Best. Invention. Ever.

thinspo

Mood lighting -- making low self-esteem and attention whoring look arty since whenever light bulbs were invented

GaybrosGoneWild

TIL Henry Ford invented the production line AND the racist slur "Snipcock"

todayilearned

The preference for Superior Men is the only thing the female brain can't be brainwashed against. In fact, feminism was an invention by inferior men as an attempt to prevent women from submitting to Superior Men, but women quickly turned it into their sexu

maledom

Seat belts were invented by English engineer George Cayley in the early 19th century

BustyPetite

User Claims to Have Invented This Really Funny Meme! Wow HAHA! You Won't Believe What he Says Next! (X-Post /r/bestof)

circlejerk, dankmeme

I invented a sex toy called a cochran. See pic for (NSFW) instruction manual. You put it on the base of your penis and it keeps you hard for hours. AMA!

circlejerk

"It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private."

gonewild

What a shitty invention.

gifs

Snapchat is a beautiful invention

ass

Why trench coats were invented ;)

workgonewild

"i[f] god wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?"

GoneMild

You know, the Japanese invented Meth

weekendgunnit

My New Invention For This Summer!

burstingout

How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

ImGoingToHellForThis

February 4th 1912, Paris, France. Franz Reichelt jumps off the Eiffel Tower wearing a parachute that he designed and invented.

WTF, MorbidReality

Necessity is the mother of invention.WTF LOL Its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VAPIDVICE

It's okay, bug spray wasn't invented until 1956

battlefield_one

Yep, best invention ever!

YogaPants

NSFW Mentally ill woman thinks she invented the perfect anti Trump item. Fails to see how AWESOME this metaphor is to Trump supporters.... (bend over cucks!)

The_Donald

Tails' favorite invention

SonicPorn

"Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans"

ImGoingToHellForThis

Quite the invention

Pronsideaplace

37-year-old dad bod professor seeks lovely and incredible vulgar ladies for all manner of Kik play, chat, and maaaaybe a super multimedia style tribute that I invented. We will emerge changed, awash in cum and sweat and maybe some Pringles crumbs. PM me!

ladybonersgw

Back from the gym. Let's invent our own game!

gaymersgonewild

BMW invented Mid-Drift Refueling just to reclaim its record for world's longest drift.

u_booberrysx

Lace thong panties are an amazing invention

FemBoys

Lace thong panties are an amazing invention

FemBoys, GoneWildTrans

When I fold my lady friend's ear lobe out looks like a... maybe we've invented a new kind of fetish? nsfw?

funny

She invents new ways to be sexy.

u_goldmoonraker, u_sparetime0, u_LaCosaNostra69, jobuds

Long before color-sensitive films were invented, Russian photographer Prokudin-Gorsky used to take 3 individual black-and-white photos, each with a filter (Red, Green, Blue) to create high-quality pictures in full color. This self portrait of him is 107 y

u_FloppyBS, u_SkyrimBeast, u_CrackenZap

The invention of counting (ca. 40 thousand BC, colorized)

u_Ace-RR

Let's get a round of applause for the greatest invention ever - tits!

BigBoobsGW, Nipples

when she wanted to call someone up to eat her pussy but the internet hadn't been invented yet

hairyvintage

Unfortunately before night-mode was invented. Sasha being a good girl

BlowJob, Nsfw_Amateurs, Slut

Pretty bloody sure r/dankmemes just invented hate speech out of nowhere.

Drama

Did the French really invent the blowjob? Or was I lied to? ?

gonewild

Did the French really invent the blowjob? Or was I lied to? ?

gonewild

This is how bras/bikinis should have originally been invented.

nsfw

I don't like having all my pants Wet and Sticky, so I invented this to prevent that!!

Precum

SURPRISE INVENT MULTIPLY SING IF THAN SQUARE YOUNG SUPPLY TRY HIS SIX

MassiveTitsnAss

Twitch Tier 4 sub is invented, 2020 <Futaribeya>

u_play-rough

The invented zooming for a reason

rearpussy, pussy

Yo... I invented the lemon bar meme. Sup?

BiGoneMild

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

LingeriePlus

Cool invention

u_ForeignerLove

This is what you get when you let a man invent his own job - more of VAMscenes on redporn.us

VAMscenes

This is what you get when you let a man invent his own job - more of VAMscenes on redporn.us

VAMscenes

This is what you get when you let a man invent his own job - more of VAMscenes on redporn.us

VAMscenes

Thongs were great invention. No lines [OC]

YogaPants

"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels

AdultConnect

Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it "twita". Dat would b nize

AdultConnect

Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it "twita". Dat would b nize

AdultConnect, Adult_Network