Jizz

Nice ice cream cone...

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It seemed to be the appropriate response.

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How does one even reply to this?

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That's a good chap

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Breakfast

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Watching you beat... My mom

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Dem abs...

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This guy would not give up about hooking up with me and had no display picture, so I had some fun.

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I'm more of a cat man, myself

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Welcome to the neighbourhood.

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Face pic

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He couldn't take the hint the first time, so I had a little fun with it.

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Nice try Chris Hansen

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Nice six pack

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I need to practice gaping my... mind

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He started the conversation with 'are u Jesus'

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I like the way you think!

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This is going places fast.

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Y'all need Jesus

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Even the ads seem in on it

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I control Winter's Fate!

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I am not smooth...he hasn't responded yet

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I didn't realize parking could mean something else

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Irony at its finest

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Guy wants to use my skin to make clothing. (x-post: /r/creepyPMs)

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I love my compliments with a bit of sass

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finally met someone as down with the cause as me <3

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Feels Guy

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I'm so lucky to have found a guy so honest!

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Weirdest message I've ever gotten on Grindr....

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Either he didn't look closely enough at my profile pic or he's really, really dumb

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Won't sleep with a married dude = too many morals?

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hypocrisy first

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I meant hi

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When you become known on Grindr as "the math tutor"

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Well that took some interesting turns

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This is... a new one.

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What's a little prank between friends?

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I laughed way more than I should have.

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I don't know what to say

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When you remember a guy as "the dude passed out with a shoe on his head"

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Aka I want to get as close as possible to murdering you

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I'll... I'll pass

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I don't even

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I just had this conversation. My response wasn't very funny. What should I have said instead?

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"Don't be shallow"

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i love when the 2 pics line up nicely, it's like tetris ?

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These lost boys got me feeling like Peter Pan.

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Uhhhh.... I'm lost for words.

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This looks like a smart idea as a profile..

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Umm okay then...

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Edgelord is edgy

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The cure for ad-dick-tion

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bi, kinda shy

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no

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Quite possibly the most decent description I've seen on Grindr

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Well, I guess it's my fault for not being specific

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44-year-old doesn't take rejection well.

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How to properly apply as a bottom

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END THE WAR ON DRUGS ✊?

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