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My debugging turned out really bad

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Found in the CS building at my university: "I code like I..."

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I code like I F*** (nsfw language)

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Co-worker took some old office jokes and made me a mug - Grumpy Catdick included

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There is no way that would compile. NSFW

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How to explain Exceptions in programming

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E-mailed this screenshot to the guy responsible for our TV channel's web content, with subject: "What happened, are we hacked?"

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Let's see how long it takes you to find the programming mistake.

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Graphic design

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What I picture when writing end-to-end tests (NSFW)

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Trust test.

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People have too much time.

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NSFW SPOILERS SILICON VALLEY...the css class on the Pied Piper website x/post r/siliconvalleyhbo

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[NSFW] When someone pisses me off...

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[NSFW] After a hackathon, restyling the code :(

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So this guy in my introductory Java class told me I should try and write a program that draws a penis. This is what happened.

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Why Programmers Can Never Pick Up [Mildly NSFW]

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(NSFW) 5-way MySQL joins be like...

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It is all about javascript [NSFW]

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Thanks for the relevant ad, google

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This would have DEFINITELY made a 14 year old me pay more attention in class. (NSFW)

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int your...

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Google needs to GO implement AI here, cat videos expected but missing

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Coincidence? I think not.

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When your variable naming is on point [FTFY]

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When that ass [NSFW?]

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The things I'll try when stuck on a problem for weeks

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My roommate was playing Kanye and I felt inspired

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Just found out the picture depicting Lenna is actually part of a picture that appeared in the playboy issue from 1972. Makes me wonder what was like to be a programmer back then. [NSFW]

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This really sums it all up

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Some NSFW VBScript code...

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Writing an Interpreter with Lex, Yacc, and Memphis : The Analizer

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I don't know what to reply

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Hello, I would like to hear a Javascript joke.

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Using minimap ?

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[NSFW] My Fetish

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ಠ_ಠ

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The new Wolfram ALPHA mascot.

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Erased Art At 1(pm) [Shitpost]

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[NSFW] Zucked!

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[NSFW] Refactoring after you find a builtin method that does what you need

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safety first by whitebox (female)

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programmerHumorPosts.filter(p => p.isNSFW).length === 1

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Honestly? It doesn’t get much more secure than that

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Let's rename this unused variable...

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Gotta get your priorities straight

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Front-end security (X-post /r/therewasanattempt)

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Kinky Code found in VLSI demonstration

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When it's a miracle every time it compiles and you don't want to risk fucking something up, messages are not a priority (not on master, at least)

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Okay... Who's been searching this...

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Rookie mistakes

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[Dark] AI knew it before it was cool

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Codewarts.

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I like my mornings like I like my design patterns

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How programmers get their stack blown

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Be a very valuable predictor!

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I TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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Blacked

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Committing code on a holiday..

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I swear I can't remember how to write a **switch**

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