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[Gifted] faithface! You are my chosen winner for the Shopping Cart Contest, and so I got you an amusing [NSFW] shopping cart of goodies!

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[Gifted] Sovrage for being missed in the NSFW gift chain. Sorry you weren't gifted I wanted to fix that. We just did our own sort of gift exchange :)

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[Gifted] to Orejo! This is the safe-for-work announcement of your NSFW gift. Have an excellent time getting lost in these tales.

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[Gifted] to trdragonclaw18, the winner of my Dream Big contest! (NSFW)

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[THANKS] ok which one of you sent this.... Funny it's called "Pure"... Yea ok NSFW kinda

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[Gifted](Personality_2_of_)A NSFW Kindle Book!

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[THANKS] to xJadynx for the NSFW gift, and to dhingus for the water bottle. Both are a lovely shade of purple! :)

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[THANKS!!!] Kalanz was right when they said it was everything I needed to survive college. I AM PREPARED!

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[Gifted] More Mother's Day NSFW Gifts for the sexy mothers of RAOA: PaganPirate, Casual_t (PlaidSuitPants your order number is in here accidentally)

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[Gifted] Rose_Tyler_Fan - And kind of Girfex with the NSFW - Here's to winning my Bowling Contest! You were one number off. Now we don't talk about it.

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[Gifted] Cellophane_girl because I've been waiting for you to post a NSFW list ever since we were gifted one of these :)

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[Thanks] RissaBel : Johnny is not sure what to make of the new toy even though they clearly have similar hairstyle choices. ;) Possibly a little [NSFW]

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[Gifted] sooonny. Everyone needs one of these. Welcome to RAOA!

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[Gifted] G0ATLY my first NSFW gift :P because you remind me of the babe! the babe with the power!

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[Thanks] Kalanz for the W.A.S.P. CD! One of their darker (if not the darkest) albums with a very NSFW title :P

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[Thanks] Oneiropticon for the Adult Toy Cleaner. It's been a lifesaver b/c honestly, post business time, the last thing I want to do is CLEAN haha (I'm the queen of tmi)

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[Gifted] chemcalfarmr -- Something you really talked about wanting. Thank you for being you and being one of my amazing friends.

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[Gifted] mouthie. Because http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0r8qyUDilo - not sure about the rest of the movie, but that alone is worth it. Happy cake day!

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[Gifted] Sqwirk - The winner of the 'Never Been Gifted NSFW' Contest!

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[Thanks] Matronix. Im sure I will have lots of fun! NSFW ish

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WHO DID THIS?? A huuuge [THANKS] to whoever you are! This will improve my workouts so very much! Seriously, thank you :) (NSFWish...)

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[Gifted] Sieberella. The guy on this card reminds of Sir Daniel Fortesque from MediEvil.

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[Gifted] bdh008, second winner of my "Who wants to win some games?" contest

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[Gifted] ssj4cage, third winner of my "Who wants to win some games?" contest

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[Gifted] uraniumcatfish, 4th winner of my "Who wants to win some games?" contest

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[Thanks] MeghanAM for the capsule machine! I was going to post some photos of it in use, but they make me look like a drug dealer.

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[Thanks] Martell2707 for the best of the web in a book! slight nsfw cover

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[Thanks] Martell2707 for the best of the web in a book! slight nsfw cover

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[Thanks] Martell2707 for the best of the internet in a book (slight nsfw cover)

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A very belated [Thanks] to camidono! It's been too long since I had one of these in my bed ;D

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[Thanks]RoseMadderX I can now rid my kitchen of the evil that lurks in there!!!!!!

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[Thanks] possibly mightymushroom45 or someone I don't know for my first set of fridge poetry words! This was the cleanest sentence created so far...

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[Gifted] /u/unicorndanceparty as one of the winners from my NSFW contest...enjoy ;)

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[Gifted} /u/MeghanAM /u/TheRubyRedPirate and /u/SarcasticFrenzy NSFW items from my contest. (Don't worry other people who entered, I will do another NSFW contest soon and gift m0ar of you.)

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[Thanks] Stefanie H for the microbe. This is as close to one of these as I have been in a long time. NSFWish

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[Gifted] /u/cuntymcgee something reaalllly NSFW because I'm feeling naughty. My only request is that you think of me once while engaging with it. ;)

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[Thanks] fuckmeblind ... I have been wanting one of these for a while now...

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[Thanks] fuckmeblind for the new toy! I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of scared to put them in my butt after reading the thoroughly amusing instructions/warnings.

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[Thanks] someone gilded my comment and I know it was one of you! NSFW? I drew another butt.

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[Thanks] for the bling, Kooazndood. You're the best middle of the night text buddy on earth. Barely NSFW.

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[Gifted] the winners of my NSFW contest /u/ s2xtreme4u /u/xaffinityx and /u/pinkmagedon

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[Thanks] wmichaelis for the Chromecast! Here is a few pictures of things I've already watched with it <3

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[Thanks] book_worm526 for the first volume of the Sleaziest horror zine to ever exist.

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[Thanks] Vatismyvagina for my very NSFW gift :) I'm wearing it now, it's comfortable. Sorry I'm not in the picture, I had just gotten out of the bath and therefore was naked.

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[Gifted] the winners of my Just Because NSFW contest

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[Gifted] WINNER #1 of the NSFW contest: /u/awkwardlittleturtle. ENJOY!

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[Thanks] to whatever beautiful person bought me this AWESOME Queens of the Stone Age decal for my car! :D I am so, so excited to put it on! I couldn't find a gifted post, so please reveal your identity so I can thank you properly. <3 :)

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[Thanks] Sillygirlsarah - I know it wasn't on my NSFW list - but I am sure that it will see some of that action ;)

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[Thanks] davidf88 for the cupping set (and the nsfw gifts that i didn't take a pic of!)

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[Gifted] Get, Get Your Freak On! Winner of my NSFW Contest!

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[thanks] /u/unicorndanceparty for the clone a willy! I wanted to take a photo of the mold we make, but I figured that would be too nsfw [mildy msfw already]

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[THANKS] NSFW Thank you /u/NothingISayIsReal now I rub out ALL of my pains! ;p

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FINALLY [Gifted] the winners of my NSFW song contest. Sorry it took so long!

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[Thanks] for the bag of fun~

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[Thanks] for the little box of naughty magnetic poetry. I intend to leave them on my fridge for family Thanksgiving and just see what happens ?

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[Thanks] Derp, people are gonna be jealous of me pitching a tent with this

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[NSFW] BH2, five years of being friends and I'm finally going to send you a prick pic in [thanks]

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[Thanks] Thank you for the workout undies (this is not a picture of me in them, I swear ?)!

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[Thanks] for the book on how to make the best of any cock!

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[Thanks] For the sexy bits of fabric!

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