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Well, well, well, what have we here ?

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Breakfast in the Neighborhood

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Just a *light* tease for Monday

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Whoops. Left the blinds open

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Just back after a brief hiatus and wanted to day hello to all the neighbors, both familiar and new. See you at the block party!

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Hump day, you say? Better make it a double, then. ☕?

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Close shave

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Drop by for a cup this Saturday morning [contest]

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Glad to be in the neighborhood [contest], hope you enjoy the view as well

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Getting dressed is so boring. I'd rather be taking these off than putting them on. Stupid Thursday. ?

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Mild enough for Monday?

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Rise and shine, neighbor.

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Before All Else, Coffee!

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Specs Appeal

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Let's get comfortable

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Feels like a good day to get horizontal

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Back in the neighborhood and checking out what's been happening...

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Think this plank could use a spotter to make sure I’m getting low enough

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Side angle pose

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Care for a cup of tea?

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Hi neighbor. Sorry I've been away. It's good to be back. Stop by any time. ?

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I adore my chucks, but I also have love for my Adidas #sneakersaturday.

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Enjoy the dimple things.

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Hey there, neighbor. Join me for a quick rinse before work?

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F3, you say? ? Frisky Friday Feels? Fingers feel fantastic? Feel free to fornicate? ?

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Reset - Regret - Redo - Forget

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Did I get it all?

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How could this not be my favorite post from 2018!

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Another Wet Wednesday

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Hello World...

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Thick Dick Thursday

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Captain Morgan wishes you a “Happy Thaaaaaaaaaarsday!” ?

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I've always wanted a shark to join me in the shower. ? Happy birthday, Pinky! ??

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I have a lot of tension to... work... out.

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Just relaxing on Bluesday ?

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I kiss her mouth and I know, For everything there is a word, For everything but this

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Just a mild mood

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It's a beautiful day, but I can be persuaded to stay inside...

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The book is good, but I wouldn't mind an interruption...

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Getting clean to get dirty again ... so it goes! ?

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Jump on my back and I’ll give you a ride to the bedroom...

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It's a rainy Saturday. Let's stay inside and do nothing

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Another rainy Saturday means plenty of time for indoor activities ?

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Just a mild Monday over here.

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It’s been a long day....

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All that's missing is you

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Spread your legs and let me dive in

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Turn this Monday around

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Baby, tell me how you want it...

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Leaving a little something to the imagination...let your mind wander where it may.

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Sauna steam

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Hey, I got a new hair cut...did he...yep, cut my head off again...

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So close to the edge...

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Happy Thursday

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Crawling to you

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Grey Sweatpants, the Fifth Panel

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I just finished all the yardwork, can I get a hand washing my back?

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What the hell *is* your neighbor doing in his garage every night? Maybe just come on over and find out! ?

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(Un)suit Yourself (1/2) [46]

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You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied... ?

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