Jizz

TIL elephants are freaky. (Possible NSFW)

pics

TIL males can tuck their testicles and penis inside their abdomen (very NSFW)

todayilearned

TIL...wool fetish

rule34

TIL what you pay for with a speeding ticket

todayilearned

TIL that Brazilian hookers will do it up the butt

nsfw

TIL there are NSFW Levels. (SFW PIC).

todayilearned

TIL; South park animations are anatomically correct.NSFW

todayilearned

TIL Casey Anthony got an offer from Vivid Entertainment to do porn. (Fake pic but Article in comments)

rule34

TIL that not only is Ron Paul not a racist, he was best friends with Rosa Parks!!! HIS CRAZINESS IS ALL AN ACT GUISE

EnoughPaulSpam

TIL what the moose knuckles jacket company is slightly NSFW

funny, todayilearned

TIL Proper Etiquette demands that when climbing stairs, "The man is always on the downside in case the woman trips or falls." But we all know the real reason. (nsfw)

pics, todayilearned

TIL there is a porn movie parody of Family Guy [NSFW in the least]

funny

TIL Moot Changed The Default Font At 4Chan for a day. You might recognize it. [NSFW - it's 4chan silly!]

fonts

TIL The military needs to work out a few kinks in their top secret cloaking fatigues.

funny

TIL: Fred Durst would have been 48-years-young today

FatSeanRealty

TIL: This is where the stomach is

MyLittleFoodManes

TIL Steve floats when "standing" on Fences

MCPE

TIL death do us part? [nsfw]

circlejerk

TIL I have a whole 3 distinct shades of color spread between my penis and testicles (and only certain lighting brings it out so pronounced). [don't expect this being sexy]

penis

Til the last drop

malesgonewild

TIL There is a national vote (f)or a new Santa Clause. This little guy will be on the list and he promises one (f)edora (f)or all the autistic atheist children out there. One upvote = one vote. [SERIOUS] [NSFW] [OC] [DAE]

circlejerk

TIL Justin Bieber was caught with loads of stolen merchandise at his home in Hollywood Hills. He was arrested a THIRD time and when arrested he told the police " I had only but one option. I needed more Fedoras."

circlejerk

TIL Urban Dictionary defines this as the "Two Finger Salute."

femaletongues

TIL Hitler was a pimp

pics, todayilearned, Duk

til ol' bitties

GrandmotherlyGILFs

TIL a New Sexy Term;

funny

Til We Overdose - The Weeknd - album cover

nsfw

TIL Seattle crows like to be called jackdaws. Or do jackdaws like to be called crows? Fuck it, here's a colony of seahawks.

circlejerkseattle

TIL where the notion of a witch riding a broomstick comes from. I will never watch a children's Halloween movie the same way again.

todayilearned

'Til death do us part... (NSFW)

funny

TIL the iPhone 6 is a tiny motherfucker

androidcirclejerk

TIL Marijuana causes man-boobs

funny

TIL Bill Cosby, CEO of Comcast, is pronounced "Jiff Ebolasby" [TRIGGER WARNING!!][NSFL]

circlejerk

TIL AMA DAE DIY TIFU MFW HIF MRW 50/50 NS(F)W WTF LSD DMT KEK LEL MEME LE???1?1??1?

circlejerk

TIL if you ayy lmao once a day you'll keep the Comcast away.

circlejerk

TIL this is what your hands look like if you leave them in the pool for 420 minutes.

jerktalkdiamond

TIL that Space Pussies is a thing - NSFW

atari8bit

TIL Shrek and Cory "In The House" Baxter had a baby named Will Smiff

circlejerk

TIL various studies have shown that Dank Memes prevent cancer, cause cancer, make you live longer, make you die younger and reduce your risk of Euphoria.

circlejerk

TIL a cure for cancer has been discovered and Indiana has been fire bombed!

circlejerk

TIL Sir Mix-a-Lot had a 2nd song called "Put 'em on the glass". [F]

gonewild

TIL Autism can take a sentient form

CadenMoranDiary

TIL as a prank on the set of The Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges got pranked during the rehearsals of the dream sequence, when he gets thrown onto the bowling alley and looks up the girls skirts. All of them had fake pubic hair, Jeff even got a picture of it.

movies

TIL the "PS" stands for Penis Slacks

SquaredCircle

TIL I learned that 35,163 Bernie Sanders supporters, over 1.5 times more followers than all of the other candidates combined, think Twitter followers actually mean anything

circlejerk

TIL aliensarehere es un entrepreneur..

TechoBlanco

TIL after BERNIE SANDERS' SEX TAPE was shared via GruTorrent, DR NEFARIO publicly thanked BERNIE by saying "TIFU by doing the SEX with bananas AMA"

circlejerk

TIL Squidward is a feminist

ImGoingToHellForThis

TIL that flour can be black

ImGoingToHellForThis

TIL Rob Zombie watches Rick and Morty.

circlejerk

TIL it's safer to run blindfolded through a minefield than speak in America.

ImGoingToHellForThis

TIL Native Americans were the original cucks

altright

TIL "Frosty" is slang for Vagina

ImGoingToHellForThis

Til Death Do Us Part [M/F]

guro

TIL my innocent friend is a pole dancer... Havent been able to stop cumming today <3

JizzedToThis

TIL I have 2 full bottles.

MassiveCock

TIL I have 'ghost nipples'

ghostnipples

TIL women don’t have arms

badwomensanatomy

'til the last drop

broslikeus

'Til ? do us part.

pawg