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TIL you can buy a barrel of lube from Amazon

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TIL comcast are nazis and feminists are nazis and cops are nazis (Source:reddit)

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TIL there's a website that lets you cockify your enemy's logos. NSFW

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TIL that the CEO of Comcast is Hittler.

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TIL that the record for most sexual partners in 24 hours is held by Lisa Sparks, at 919 men.

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TIL: They have lube bottles at the vet

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TIL a bunch of pixel dicks together make Pikachu (Dickachu)

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TIL Samantha Bentley (Whore/Mother of Dragons) is actually a Pornstar in real life.

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TIL there is an RPG game on the Android store called "Daily Masturbation Upgrade".

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Til ol' Bitties

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TIL "Ellen Pao" is actually pronounced "literally Hitler".

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TIL that in slave times, fat people were considered 3/5 of a person.

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TIL oxy porn is a thing...

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TIL in Uganda it is ok to have sex with my brothers wife, but it might not protect me from AIDs. Source in comments.

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TIL: WA(LE) MART HAS OVER 76 BILLION DANK MEMES IN OFF SHORE DANK ACCOUNTS.

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TIL National Geographic predicted One Piece ages ago

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TIL that more nude photos are in the "hash tag" #gta5 on instagram than there really is stuff about gta 5

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TIL at the gym that you can do pelvic thrusts on a leg curl machine ... (slightly NSFW?)

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TIL Ancient Egypt pharaohs use to pray to the sexual-power god "Amun-Min" to jerk off on their penises to give them the sexual power to preform well at sex and have childs.

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TIL Jewish Multi-Billionaire George Soros is an avid supporter of Feminism, but only if it stays out of his home Country of Israel

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TIL Bernie "Berenstein Bears" Sanders has interesting viewpoints on the upcoming election

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TIL Ernie Sandler has teeth [NSFW]

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TIL Abraham Lincoln shared Dank Kush with Bernie Sander on the twentieth of April 1869

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TIL THIS IS NSFW DO NOT CLICK BEFORE BED

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TIL Bernie Sanders will legalize cat pictures if this post gets 500 Upbernies

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TIL James Franco is a supporter of Donald Trump. Only your upvotes can help him see the error of his ways! [NSFW][NSFL][BRNESNDRS]

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TIL in 2007 a dog saved his owner from choking. After an apple became lodged in the woman’s throat and a self-applied Heimlich manoeuvre failed, the dog jumped up and pushed her to the ground, repeatedly humped her ass until the apple was freed, then fini

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TIL the myth that everyone swallows 7 spiders a year in their sleep used to be true, but has since turned false as Bernie 'Spider-Man' Sanders eats all spiders for us each year.

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TIL Derek Carr is ridiculously hung.

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TIL Bert and Ernie (f)ro(m) "Bert and Ernie" had ?sex? wtih a sander and made their son Bernie Sanders, who later became president under the name Barack "John Cena" Obama bin Laden[NSFW][NSFL]

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TIL Nasa placed water on the moon so that hydrogen bonds would bond with water on earth and draw closer to Earth than the moon. This phenomena is called the blood moon.

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TIL for Walt Disney's 35th birthday, two of his animators made a Mickey Mouse sextape

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TIL before r/circ[le]jerk "shitposting" was just called shitposting

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TIL I would fuck a plum.

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TIL What pins are from surgeries

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TIL the letter opener is a multi use tool. ? it got a little creamy at the office today. (F)23

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TIL searching for Pepsi on reddit gives you results for NSFW subreddits

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TIL that my uncle, Cecil, was killed by his own dentist

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TIL Nice Hair and -=XxXMarijuanaXxX=- are the puppet masters behind Applebee's

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TIL Justin Trudeau travelled back to the future to collaboarate on schematics for the first hoverboard. His collaborator? Bernie "Doc" Sanders [NSFW]

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