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Here we have a totally different take on tentacle porn...

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Perfect male toy. Sex then Sleep

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This suspiciously hot Predator popped up in my FB feed...

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Nothing like the cold grip of your woman's prosthetic claw on your pickle!

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Lady Carnage

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No idea where this is from

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:p

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Any one else hungry?

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That's the nicest ass I've seen on a dragon.

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Melon

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Just Another Day In The Skate Park x-post WTF

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Breakfast

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus fucks a clown for GQ

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Thought you all would like this. (From /r/mildlyinteresting/)

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Funny

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Just the tip

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No words, just confused boners

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No title can describe my confusion

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This is a guy.

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So smooth...

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This plant.

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"Rapture" by Janaschi on Da. NSFB. You have been warned.

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Sometimes daddy drinks too much :(

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Erection

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There is absolutely no reason this should be turning me on right now.

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Two people kissing

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Weird ass toy

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dat falopian tube tho!

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Anal waxing

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Apologies if this has been posted before.

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confused whilst playing fable 2.

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Attack on tit-an

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Slicing into honey wax on a stick [x-post /r/trypophobia]

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Why is this erotic?

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Japan did WTC

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Those are not the droids...

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Reversed magnet putty and a magnet.

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My towell this morning. [OC]

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Like a glove

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Just grab it!

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I'm scaroused

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"White and Blue Flower Shapes" by Georgia O'Keefe.

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Get on your back and spread your legs bby, show me how naughty you've been

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I am imagining a better use for that skill

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I know you are, but what am I?

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iPhone thong

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SCHAWING!

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I can still put my dick in it

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Gimme tasty magnet!

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I like um udders

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wait, what

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Just go with it.

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I want a bite of THAT!!!

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open up for me, girl.

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You Shall Not Smash!

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How he wiggles his "paste"

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Oddly Arousing Robot

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I have sinned

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This Ginseng Plant Doe

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Fleshlight Sub

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