Jizz

According to TSN, it definitely doesn't look like we came out on top [Canada vs Tonga]

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According to her shirt, Bonnie's a 10

Bottomless_Vixens

According to Reddit, These are the most amazing internet pictures.

pics

according to her, "You are ALL invited"

gonewild

According the source, they're real xpost /r/realasians

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according to her modelmayhem, she's 50!

boobkarma, milf

According to the Official Guide, you should use the FAL

blackops2

According to Kink.com only men view their content I guess.

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According to her nameplate, her name is Reona

hentaibondage

According to my sunday school teacher, Jesus wants me for a sunbeam. Which is close as I'll get to being all over this girl.

girlsontheirbacks

According to my height and weight, my BMI is 26.7...

ladybonersgw

According to 90% of CS:GO players, there's "No way this is a males butt.." what do you guys think~ :3

GoneWildCD

According to quantum physics there is a universe somewhere were she is your girlfriend.

nsfw

According to a (f)ellow redditor I look pregnant. What do you guys think?

GoneMild

according to my inbox you guys have missed me:)

penis

According to my fwb, I have a small dick. What do you think?

penis

According to the Artist, Cherry Blossoms are Somehow Relevant [Original]

Ookamimi

According to LL, it seems that Uthgerd = Brock Lesnar

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According to my man, I am no longer lust worthy..... Who says he is wrong?

asstastic

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

GoneWildPlus

According to this ad, the ending of Sunshine lied to us (Princess Peach, Mario)

rule34

According to a fellow redditor Im an old prude cunt :/ Any of you agree?? :(

gonewildcurvy

According to famousboobs.com, this is her, anyone know if fake or real?

JordanCarver

According to the file, her name is Narnia. Insert literary innuendos here:

Ladyboys

According to 4chan this picture should be tagged as yaoi

hentiny

According to Twitter, today is "#NationalSendANudeDay". Unfortunately, this is the only one I have anymore... THE REST GOT DELETED.

The_Donald

According to Google, this is the "Sexiest D&D Dress of All Time"

ShinyPorn, palegirls

According to her nipples, the Whiskey must be cold enough by now...

Whiskyporn

According to lawmakers in several States (see link in comments)

AdviceHell

According to Maxim, Haley Drew Is The ‘World’s Hottest Cop’. Texas

Sexy

According to WHOIS, Cwcville.us is registered to "Joshua Moon" under "Lolcow LLC"

ChrisChanSonichu

According to 4chan, this is how you find out how much of a gaycel you are

Braincels

According to my [f]riends, I’m fun sized.

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According to the [f]orecast, it’s a little wet today ?

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According to my Fitbit, I’ve masturbated 2.4 miles

SexyButNotPorn

According to the stickied master list this is out yet, but I can't find it, any help?

girlsdoporn

According to this shop, this is the work of their "geometric guru"

shittytattoos

According to urban legend, this could be the typical Porsche owner...

thesmalldickclub

According to hi(m), I (f) suck cock like a porn star!

gonewild

According to this screenshot, it is canonically correct that Dany and Erin beat SuperMega in Monopoly. Put it on the wiki.

gamegrumps

According To Plan

GirlsinSchoolUniforms

According to my scientific experiment, penis floats on water. [33]

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According to the author....

cuckoldcaptions, sphcaptions, u_TinyTommy3

According to her Twitter, she just filled up another 300cc and is now at a whopping 5800cc. Here's hoping she plans on going even bigger ?

1000ccplus

According to Google Translate, the brand name of (M)y underwear means "equipment" in Spanish, which seems fitting. How does one say "precum" in Spanish, though?

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According to my BMI, this is the body of someone who is severely overweight. Don’t let a scale tell you your worth. I’m sure some people need to hear this today.

MTFSelfieTrain

According some some....my 2nd best asset! I would agree...??

GoneMildCD

According to rumour, it's Monday again

ondww

According to relativity, space-time itself is curved ...

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According to general relativity, space-time is curved. Does that mean my cock is actually straight?

CurvedCock

According to Facebook, this doesn't violate the TOS.

shitfascistssay

According to my nipples summer is over

OnOff, boobs, boobbounce, smallboobs, TittyDrop

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

Tushy

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

TheRearView

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly? [F]

asstastic

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

thickwhitegirls

According to PornHub [Lana Rhoades] is the most popular pornstar right now. Thats why I decided to make her applicable for betas like us. 1 billion people has seen her naked, and you are not one of them.

Censoredforbetas

According to science: Seeing nude goth girl at least once a day improves quality of life.

EmoGirlsFuck

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

fishnets

According to my calendar today is TONGUEday so put your wet tongue on my nipples

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