Jizz

According to my gf I always make this face. (NSFW)

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According to TwoX, it see[m]s ladies enjoy tight fitting boxer-briefs...

gonewild

According to that well known racist Google, this is how long 'fag' has been used as a slang term for cigarette...

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According to 4chan, this is how I'm going to die

funny

According to Porn

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According to this map we might get laid...

funny

according to imgur this is "NSFW" enough to ban posting to galleries.

pics, WTF

According to this page I stumbled upon "what it's like to be a freshly discovered woman on reddit"

funny

According to a girl at the bar last night "My smile makes [her] vagina tingle" So I got that going for me, which is nice.

BHMGoneWild

According to Mom, all consoles and games are Nintendo, right? Well, this was mine's reaction when she found out about Custer's Revenge

gaming

According to Reddit, immigrants don't commit crimes...

Polistan

According to [M]y balls, I'm cold

gonewild

According to WWE Facebook page, (SPOILERS) will return this Tuesday at the live Smackdown taping.

SquaredCircle

According to [m]y dick, it's about 10 o'clock (PMs and comments welcome)

Bulges

According to http://www.how-old.net/ , child pornography roams the internet.

NSFWFunny

According to Facebook this is someone I may know, I am glad I do not. (Nsfw)

trashy

According to the visual dictionary, while R2-D2 is in sleep mode, he is dreaming about his adventures.

StarWars

According to the the aliens (lilmayo) snapchat she's a pornstar.. Anybody know who she is?

pornID

According to CNN - Trump: Rubio was "Pouring Down Cum"

funny

According to my sources Jonathan Jafari will no longer use his Jontron persona. He said his which says so.

JonTron

According to Facepunch I lost it all on the slots, and got addicted to heroin.

playrust

According to legend, she has yet to skip leg day in the gym.

RealGirls

According to the long shadow, it appears to be nipple o'clock in my bedroom.

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According to Reddit "Dumb c*nts love to ride fluorite obelisk". Got it!

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According to my PMs, my lips seem to be more impressive than my dick

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According to the study done in California a few years ago I have the “ideal penis size” for most women? Not sure if I agree

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According to BMI I (27M) am overweight. I think I'm just broad-shouldered. Opinions? 5ft 11, 81.5kg.

normalnudes

According to Wikipedia, a Jew nose is not the same as a human nose

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According to white people police brutality is a myth

u_werewlfkng

According to the official art book, it seems like Nintendo actually discussed "Bowser-Peach" idea during Super Mario Odessey development process.

bowsette

According to this flat Earther, NASA is even more impressive than I thought

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According to PETA keeping livestock does harm so perhaps instead try a

PornhubPoems

According to R34 artists, Kelly's personality boils down to Goblin Dogs. Probably 'cause it makes for good(?) dick jokes.

nsfw_stuff

According to my panties I’m an angel 18(f)

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According to my office cock, I will not be getting much done today. (43)

DadsGoneWild

According to his owner, "He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside."

u_AdventureWolf11

According to reddit leftists, this is the face of far / alt right extremism, fascists, (neo) nazis, racists and xenophobes

u_Fagadora, anonymousman01

According to a 2018 study of LGBTQ youth by the Human Rights Campaign, gender nonconforming boys and girls experience the highest level of stress

u_sorcerykid

According to this torrent website, Ingonish Beach is the place to go for sexy Asians [possibly NSFW]

NovaScotia

According to the caption, her dad took this picture

JizzedToThis, bikinis, u_pm-me_your_bikini

According to statistics, guys more often compliment my smile.??Something needs t. be changed.?

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According to the Starch Cube Guildlines:

worldpolitics

According to twitter I look like a man? ?

GoneWildTrans

According to GayDemon, backwards hat = ready to suck

GaySelfies

According to this little guy, things are looking up for 2021

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According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama.

AdultConnect_uk

According to Pawel Sasko, the lead Quest Designer for CP2077, despite players having completed it, no one has yet uncovered everything in the game.

u_Zealousideal_Wing_38

According to the left- Republicans "fearmonger"

u_Freaky4444, u_SerSparhawk

According to psychology, your focus would be more on what's written on the page rather than my body or half face.

ladybonersgw

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

assinthong

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

BubbleButts

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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly

ass

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

booty_queens

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

WhiteCheeks

According to my calendar today is MOANday. Will you give me a reason to moan?

Nude_Selfie, Nipples, naturaltitties, burstingout

?According to my nipples, summer is not yet over?? link in comments ?

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