Jizz

Digital cameras are the best invention evar!

RealGirls

This is why supercomputers and CGI were invented

Boobies

Sunblock, the best invention ever!

Slippery

Jennifer Connelly - Inventing the Abbotts 720p (Vid in comment)

nsfw

She's invented a device to give your balls as much pain as your cock is giving her pleasure.

bbcbt

One idea in the lab. Two completely different inventions emerged

NSFWFunny

Sometimes I wish the armbra was never invented

Amateur, RealGirls

Whoever invented saxx underwear is a genius.

ladybonersgw

Open Cup Lingerie + Alley Baggett = Best invention EVER!!!

Boobies

Bodystockings… whoever invented them should be given a knighthood. Superb

AgedBeauty

Hanson Gregory claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut in 1847 aboard a lime-trading ship when he was 16 years old. He claimed to have punched a hole in the center of dough with the ship's tin pepper box. [Wikipedia]

Fapucational

Pretty sure this was the sole intention and motivation of whoever invented the thong

treatemright, nsfw_gifs, anal

Unnamed nose-to-mouth piercing invented and done by Piercer Dan at Heroes and Villains in Calgary, AB [x-post from r/piercing]

bodymods

This is why they invented Lazy Boys

ThickChixxx

Germanys greatest invention: The Dirndl

pics

The kitchen safe. The greatest invention ever for someone who likes to do it all.

opiates

Pulleys are a great invention [Haska]

gfur

Jennifer Connelly - Inventing the Abbotts

movie_nudes

See through pool is a great invention

AgedBeauty, sexycougar

Has anyone invented a mirror that's also a camera yet? Cause I hate taking mirror pics.

LaceyLaLa

"I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour." — Wednesday Addams [F]

gonewild

I(f) marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, ba

gonewild

Mans greatest invention...The Thong

ass

[f18] Since they haven't invented x-ray goggles yet, Ill make it easier for you ;)

Solo_Gonewild

Bulma trying her new invention on 18

Dbz34

Requirements for strong orgasm 1.One finger 2. Appropriate and inventive dirty talk P.S. They're rich

chixxx_gifs

Three teenagers are being praised for a condom they invented to detect the presence of STDs in women. The condoms developed by the teens shows how your cock would look when dipped into a woman that contains a STD.

ImGoingToHellForThis

What do you guys think of my new invention?

funny

Elle Fanning is the reason yoga pants were invented. (Kik in comments)

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

I just want to slide my cock over Barbara Palvins nipples, then I want her to suck my cock till I’m so hard it hurts, then I want to fuck her in every position ever invented.

JerkOffToCelebs

While men had to work hard, invent stuff and fight in wars to survive. Holes just had to spread their legs for Chad. Holes would've gone extinct if they weren't needed to make babies.

Braincels, NameThatPornStar

Nitori's new invention

Touhou_NSFW

Newly dumped 37-year-old dad bod professor seeks lovely and incredibly women for all manner of play, chat, and maaaaybe a super multimedia style tribute that I invented. We will emerge changed, awash in cum and sweat and maybe some Pringles crumbs. PM me!

ladybonersgw

Smartphones were a great invention.

BabeCock

God bless whoever invented yoga pants

BBWfashion

Shitpost friday invention: The Halibuttplug.

Fishing

Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

gonewildchubby

The whole family was over at my Son's house celebrating his birthday. He invented a body swap machine that went haywire and caused everyone to swap bodies. I switched bodies with my 30 year old granddaughter. She's now me, her 85 year old Grandma. Is it w

bodyswap

Imagine inventing a new math to try to convince people your dick is at least 2 inches

MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

"Happy?" I sent a text to my sister's boyfriend with the topless selfie he was begging for. The invention my father was working on backfired and caused the entire family to swap. I ended up as my sister Hannah and she's making me keep up appearances until

bodyswap

[F] My slutty sub wants to hear about what you would do to her, get inventive for more pics!

Exhibitionistfun

She was part of Master's latest and greatest invention: the pudendalum.

bondagehumor, bdsm

Here in the kitchen we could invent? [f]

gonewild

[F] Am I assa-licious? Yes I just invented a new word ?

asstastic

(f) “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

40plusGoneWild, maturemilf, GilfNextDoor, 50plusGW

leggings are the greatest invention

AbsoluteWeapons

I see the fashion industry catwalks are trying to re-invent the one boob dress again. For me, and many AltBoobWorldians, it's a symbol of freedom and expression. It is a nice dress tho.

AltBoobWorld

Japanese invent Tentacle Hentai (1814)

fakehistoryporn

Guiga Maria invents the nude circa 1952

ArtGW

Did you know that thigh high socks were invented in the 1930’s?

NaughtyWives

Whoever invented denim is an absolute jeanius [M]

strikeaposegw

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking about these round boobies

amateurcumsluts

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

BlackGirlNSFW

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

braandpanties

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

brownandbumpy

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

BrownHotties

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

bustyasians

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

desi

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

ebonyamateurs

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

EbonyCuties