Jizz

since you guys are being assholes about it, for the record, my cock is 6 inches long - 75 percentile according to wikipedia

gonewild

my 9 year old nephew emailed me this yesterday, please use your nsfw tags accordingly, he knows not to click those (fyi, this is SFW, just had to use nsfw in the title)

pics

AMERICAN WAR CRIMES IN AFGHANISTAN: Holmes poses with Mudin’s body. According to a fellow soldier, Holmes took to carrying Mudin’s severed finger with him in a zip-lock bag. “He wanted to keep the finger forever and wanted to dry it out”

pics

Kerry Marie in her prime (according to shaggydog79)

voluptuous

GOP's answer to the SOTUs, according to Google (slightly NSFW)

funny

She chose a job according to her needs

maledom

How guys plan their evening entertainment, according to the wifi signal on their cellphone

funny

Locked out of her Accord

Bottomless_Vixens

Sex toys according to gender

funny

[Possible NSFW] According to ancient Greeks this little guy wards off evil by showing how alive he is.

funny

The 'Space Jam' book according to iTunes store. [NSFW-ish]

funny

First post got deleted so re-posting according to the rules. P[M]s welcome and encouraged

ladybonersgw

My first manned mission to Duna and back (no mods, v0.22). Almost went according to plan...

KerbalSpaceProgram

Joseph Smith's Revealing First Vision - From The History of The Church According to Mormon Boyz

exmormon_nsfw

Nelson may be into selling uncuts, according to the comments in this Instagram post. Anyone else hoping this happens?

longboarding

[NSFW] Is this Photo innapropiate according to Facebook

facebook

Another wealthy country feminist honoring her own family tree according to the modern age of female empowerment

maledom

Came home at 4am drunk. According to her she had "lost" her bra

wifesharing

Sow with a view to righteousness, Reap in accordance with kindness; Break up your fallow ground, For it is time to seek the LORD Until He comes to rain righteousness on you.

SistersofChrist

The world according to our people.

rainbowbar

I'm going to be Bill Clinton when I grow up! Hahaha what's your dream job according to the stars?

TheSapphireKitty

S.E.L.F.I.E taking lady falls from ledge at Shrine of Two Moons according to eye witness reports

wowselfie

Apparently you, MD feminists, are no longer free and have no longer agency to submit to the superior Men your female inferiority needs and prefers, but, instead, you are under the oppression of the "Societal Stockholm Syndrome", according to a recent femi

maledom

So women are inferior, but they must have the freedom to use their inferiority to their own benefit and according to their best choices and options. women only refuse to be treated like the inferior people they actually are by men who are inferior

maledom

i failed a test and disappointed my Owner. He's looking for suggestions on how i can humiliate myself and punish me accordingly. Any ideas?

gonewild

34DDD according to one of her FB comments.

amazingtits

[NP] According to Paytm, 25% of 2995 is 5.

india

My tiny guy. So embarrassed by it, and yet turned on by it at the same time. My gf thinks I'm weird, and doesn't think it's something I should advertise as I kind of look like a young boy down there according to her.

tinydick

So people earn money according to their specialization. No wage gap

maledom

My best side according to some...

Beardsandboners

George R.R. Martin, author of the A Game of Thrones series, found dead in his New Mexico home at age 74, according to his publicist.

circlejerk

She lied and was dealt with accordingly

SpankingBottoms

The Healthiest Individual Ever Elected To The Presidency, According to Dr. Harold N. Bornstein - Donald Trumps's Doctor NSFW

EnoughTrumpSpam, big_cheeto

[NSFW] According to AskReddit, I'm [23] not as cute as I thought I was. Rate me?

Rateme

Offering premade and custom [vid], [pic] sets according to your desires, [gfe] and more.

Sexsells

Female empowerment in accordance with Koranic Law.

ImGoingToHellForThis

So my car had its first period. What kind of lady products are best for it? When should I expect the mood swings? It’s an 01 Honda Accord.

shittyaskscience

Spent all of 2017 making this comic. It's Mad Max Fury Road, according to someone who has never seen Mad Max Fury Road

makecomics, webcomics, comics, comicbookart, MadMax, alternativeart

Now with some face according to the rules. I hope you enjoy

ladybonersgw

Wymrest Accord Horde decided to celebrate hardcore with Saurfang after the "Old Soldier" cinematic reveal. (Album - 42 screenshots)

wow

[spoiler] Prelim fight seems pretty unfair according to Google

MMA

Its absolutely crazy 35k people have seen this picture of my classmates ass through Reddit according to imgur.

BestAssesNSFW

Enjoying my cozy shorts accordingly.

cock

When your master plot to slither your way into a threesome with Kimbahlee and Hanner is all going according to plan.

Ice_Poseidon2

(F) old aint it I know. You are forgiving. And if anyone else had anything to do with it Im pretty sure God handle all them accordingly.

gonewildchubby

I need a KeyHolder (SERIOUS) I should not shave my whole body, wear panties, and sit down to pee on my own accord. I need an Owner KIK: Subconscious716

sissykik

This is now a Quark only sub. Please act accordingly.

worldpolitics

Was buying too many AdMech to support a binary partner, according to the Googlessiah's Almighty AdAlgorithmatic Cant

AdeptusMechanicus

Jessie Raspberry - watching internet porn and masturbating accordingly (kinetsubi_x) [Final Fantasy VII]

rule34

It’s 10pm somewhere, according to my penis.

cock

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God is a woman. Tithe accordingly. [FINDOM]

FinDommeFinder

I’m a grower, not a shower. Judge accordingly. (35 - Texas)

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How hot is my ass according to you?

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I was a good girl and rewarded accordingly ?

cumsluts, FacialFun

Im a grower, not a shower. Judge accordingly (36 - Texas)

ratemycock, DadsGoneWild, CockOutline

I'm an accountant and according to my calculations, your wife's boring af and my expert opinion's to leave her for me?

ThotClub

Gf is with me here to rate dicks.. every dick she rates higher than mine (5/10 according to her) is one 'freebie' she gets with another guy.. kik: philjon321

Cuckik

I demand that you bend me over and use me accordingly... ??

stockings, ass, LingerieGW