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School District BANS art history textbook for nudity - More Info in Comments(NSFW - according to PISD)

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Would you rather watch The World According to Paris, or... (nsfw)

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ACQUIRE BOSNIANS, USE ACCORDINGLY.

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The reality of female sleepovers.[FIXED](According to twitter)

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How NOT to deal with baseraping (according to SCEE)

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I was told some of you might like a little chunkier outdoorsy guys. Here's me hiking up to a cave that was once a confederate hospital, according to legends.

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Top 6 Records From My Collection According to Discog's Median Value

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Today's mission according to my undergarments: Save the world..... [F]

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Ok, you're singing "7 little monkeys jumping on the bed", rank accordingly so the hottest is last

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Let's continue to develop our statement of a "superior man's prescriptive definition of woman", according to the preferences of the superior men women prefer.

maledom

So, once we have established a working definition of woman according to this subreddit (i.e., the "maledom definition" or "Superior Man's definition" of woman), as simple pieces of fuck-meat for a superior Man, women can decide better whether they subscri

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In 2005, the mentally challenged Jack Thompson stated that "Sims 2 contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair". [http://www.gamespot.com/articles/sims-2-content-worse-than-hot-coffe

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Paris Roxanne according to Google

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Music according to nickelodeon

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A neat minor detail, depending on your quest completion for a job or grand company; NPC's will recognize you and react accordingly.

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Was a little disobedient today and was punished accordingly. I think Ill act up more o(f)ten.

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Made the bed... Both sides are mine according to stuffy placement c:<

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Amber Rose´ass is real. (according to RuPaul)

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Made in 'Merica (according to her hat)

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MD feminists: behaving according to your female inferiority becomes your most superior and least objectionable conduct when you do it for a Man that is superior

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Hmm, according to my calculations... I am massive

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Europe according to 4chan's /pol/acks [1,876px × 1,331px]

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So when women want a superior Man, they accordingly know they want a Man women themselves will have to convince and beg to. This is why women only strive to convince and beg superior Men

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Apparently, Kim Jong-Il's member was 3 feet, 4 inches long, according to North Korean record books. That's impressive and medically fascinating. Not quite there in terms of size, but hey, it's done me well thus far.

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he Best Sex Positions, Ranked According to How Long He’ll Last

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The average girl in 2050, according to National Geographic

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my little clit is worthless for pleasing anyone according to my wife

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Kristin DeCesare; according to Google. And she ROCKS!

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[F]or those who wanted a shot of my pussy. According to all those who've tried, I'm the tightest. ;)

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I’ll be the beauty to your beast. Sale: 4 day [GFE] for $150. That’s more than 50% off. [Fet] friendly experiences priced accordingly. [Kik] sessions also on sale.

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Last post apparently was sketchy regarding rules so here's a little more rule according version

ladybonersgw

Most arousing body part according to survey of over 1,000 men. [OC]

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Found this Nazi flag at my local VFW. According to the veterans, a man from my hometown took this flag from Hitler’s bunker in Berlin.

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Today's Marriage According To A Cuck

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Kimmy Granger - She reminds me a bit of Kimberly Williams-Paisley from the TV show According To Jim

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[F]irst time posting, so I don't know if this is the kind of thing that's popular here or not. Will adjust future posts accordingly

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First post. looking at this pussy, according to you how old am I? (F)

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All according to plan

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Beaupeep dressed as a 007 Vixen (according to her post)

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After a week of being in each other’s bodies, my friend Alexa is coming over to swap back.I’ve been planning to make my move today.I know what turns my body on, so I dressed accordingly. After years of going out in my mom’s and sister’s bodies, I’ve gotte

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How about y'all rank these Muslim girls and I'll post accordingly ?

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elcmss is a real cuck who for the first time according ti him shared his girl. He practically begged me ro show you all. My kik: flakeyir

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Ucky girls, according to them

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How hot are these holes according to your scale ?

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You hired the perfect "pool boy" according to your wife...

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Koalas have human-like fingerprints. For centuries, anatomists have debated the purpose of fingerprints. According to the team of Australian anatomists who discovered koala fingerprints in 1996, koala prints may help explain the features' purpose: the clu

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Some octopuses can walk—and even run—on land. According to one veterinarian, chasing an octopus on land is like "chasing a cat" lol

NudeFacts

Happy one-year Cake Day to Me :) Help Me celebrate and tribute accordingly

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i’m the perfect size according to my bf

PetiteTits

I tried everything I could, but my professor didn't believe me. After my swap, someone erased my swap class record, by all means according to my professor I never swapped, now I'm stuck in this body and all I can do is try to fit into my new life.

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❤️ Yes, it's a B cup according to European measurements. Do you enjoy the view? ❤️

B_Cups

All according to plan

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Lesbians give way better head. According to any women who has got head from another female say it is way better then with a male ?

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Everything goes according to plan until Cole finds himself a little shy in front of his companion. ?⛺️

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