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As a poor college student, it does not get better than this.

As a poor college student, it does not get better than this.

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Some cheese bread I got from the store, covered in leftover spaghetti sauce

Some cheese bread I got from the store, covered in leftover spaghetti sauce

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RAMEN.

RAMEN.

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Fucking Avocado & Eggs

Fucking Avocado & Eggs

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The classiest beer bread. (May include dickloaf).

The classiest beer bread. (May include dickloaf).

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CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE MY FUCKIN BURGERS! (Stuffed, like my trousers.)

CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE MY FUCKIN BURGERS! (Stuffed, like my trousers.)

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Breakfast.

Breakfast.

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I make a mean fried egg sandwich [x-post /r/food]

I make a mean fried egg sandwich [x-post /r/food]

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I don't need hamburger helper, I help hamburger, fuck you glove...

I don't need hamburger helper, I help hamburger, fuck you glove...

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Peanut curry chicken. I couldn't come up with a title.

Peanut curry chicken. I couldn't come up with a title.

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Was at a friends place, she made cream cheese filled jalapenos wrapped in bacon...

Was at a friends place, she made cream cheese filled jalapenos wrapped in bacon...

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BBQ beer chicken in the crock pot! Crocktastic!

BBQ beer chicken in the crock pot! Crocktastic!

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I present.... Chicken and Veg stir fry.

I present.... Chicken and Veg stir fry.

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Miso ramen in a quart container AKA gotta eat somethin'

Miso ramen in a quart container AKA gotta eat somethin'

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Salt, Pepper, oil, Pittsburgh rare.

Salt, Pepper, oil, Pittsburgh rare.

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Steak. Bacon/cheese/eggs. Biscuits. OE.

Steak. Bacon/cheese/eggs. Biscuits. OE.

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A Ruben with some Icelandic beer

A Ruben with some Icelandic beer

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(Xpost from r/shittyfoodporn) (OC)I'm a chef but when I get drunk I do shit like

(Xpost from r/shittyfoodporn) (OC)I'm a chef but when I get drunk I do shit like this: I present a herbed leftover pizza crust stuffed with mozzarella and deli rotisserie seasoned chicken breast with avocado. Plated on a bounty paper towel.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo bitches! Baked trout with white bell peppers, and half a bottle

Happy Cinco de Mayo bitches! Baked trout with white bell peppers, and half a bottle of the cheapest tequilla I could find.

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drunk grilled pizza!

drunk grilled pizza!

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Döner Kebab in a can. (It's not awful, but doesn't taste like kebab at all.)

Döner Kebab in a can. (It's not awful, but doesn't taste like kebab at all.)

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6pm breakfast sandwich

6pm breakfast sandwich

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My very first home cooked meal in Italy! Super gourmet lasagna. honorable mention

My very first home cooked meal in Italy! Super gourmet lasagna. honorable mention for u/fatimus_prime

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happy july fourth errbody

happy july fourth errbody

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By Satan's Glorious bassinet I declare this Freedom Day!

By Satan's Glorious bassinet I declare this Freedom Day!

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Saturday Drunch. Drunch is between lunch and dinner nerd.

Saturday Drunch. Drunch is between lunch and dinner nerd.

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Marinated pork tenderloin, sauteed sweet potatoes with goat brie, apple chutney and

Marinated pork tenderloin, sauteed sweet potatoes with goat brie, apple chutney and regular old spring mix in balsamic vinaigrette with brie and toasted walnuts.

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Sausage and sauerkraut. (My first ti[m]e, be gentle.)

Sausage and sauerkraut. (My first ti[m]e, be gentle.)

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A ghetto shepards pie.

A ghetto shepards pie.

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Cantonese-style fried rice.

Cantonese-style fried rice.

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Contest Entry: Friday Night Leftover Nachos

Contest Entry: Friday Night Leftover Nachos

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Udonday

Udonday

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chicken bacon sandwich

chicken bacon sandwich

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Chicken fajitas a la malt liquor.

Chicken fajitas a la malt liquor.

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Protip: if you add a bit of goat cheese to your drunk nachos, you will be very happy

Protip: if you add a bit of goat cheese to your drunk nachos, you will be very happy

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World Famous Nachos and Dip. Follow along and defeat the Boss and Bonus Level.

World Famous Nachos and Dip. Follow along and defeat the Boss and Bonus Level.

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lazy vegan comfort food and daytime whisky sours

lazy vegan comfort food and daytime whisky sours

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Lazy loaded fries: looks like barf, tastes like bliss

Lazy loaded fries: looks like barf, tastes like bliss

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i made enchiladas too.

i made enchiladas too.

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The Queen's Chicken Vindaloop

The Queen's Chicken Vindaloop

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Cheese Steak. make it. it tastes good.

Cheese Steak. make it. it tastes good.

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Tilapia and Couscous, my first drunken cooking adventure

Tilapia and Couscous, my first drunken cooking adventure

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The aftermath. Crab legs, corn, sausage, shrimp, potatoes and drawn butter.

The aftermath. Crab legs, corn, sausage, shrimp, potatoes and drawn butter.

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Twisted Chicken Sandwich!

Twisted Chicken Sandwich!

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Cream mushroom soup, rice, pork what?

Cream mushroom soup, rice, pork what?

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Kimchi, kerrygold cheddar, old challah, and vodka+coke zero

Kimchi, kerrygold cheddar, old challah, and vodka+coke zero

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"French Bread?" Pizzas...

"French Bread?" Pizzas...

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protein, spice & rum.

protein, spice & rum.

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Chili Casserole - super easy to make (x-posted from /r/cripplingalcoholism)

Chili Casserole - super easy to make (x-posted from /r/cripplingalcoholism)

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Blue Balls with sauce...

Blue Balls with sauce...

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Popcorn shrimp, rice and sriacha (arbor mist blackberry not pictured)

Popcorn shrimp, rice and sriacha (arbor mist blackberry not pictured)

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Drunk Breakfast Stuff

Drunk Breakfast Stuff

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Sherry braised halibut with vegetable cream sauce and spinach and ricotta ravioli

Sherry braised halibut with vegetable cream sauce and spinach and ricotta ravioli

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5AM Kimchi Jjigae

5AM Kimchi Jjigae

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vegan meatloaf face says happy halloween!

vegan meatloaf face says happy halloween!

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Spirally veggie noodly things

Spirally veggie noodly things

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Who wants Gumbo? I DO!!!

Who wants Gumbo? I DO!!!

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Siracha pot pie

Siracha pot pie

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Fried egg, pepperjack, chipotle aioli, deli turkey on home made whole wheat + "Les

Fried egg, pepperjack, chipotle aioli, deli turkey on home made whole wheat + "Les Terres Basses" fermented white grape drank

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I was told to post htis here. Bacon cheddar burgers and wafflefries and beer

I was told to post htis here. Bacon cheddar burgers and wafflefries and beer

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