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Here's my submission for the new logo. And as we all know, I'm incredibly talented

Here's my submission for the new logo. And as we all know, I'm incredibly talented artistically

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Operation Frozen Burger: ENHANCE!

Operation Frozen Burger: ENHANCE!

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Bacon Egg and Cheese Burger

Bacon Egg and Cheese Burger

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Malt Liquor Can Chicken.

Malt Liquor Can Chicken.

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Spinach pasta from scratch along with some spaghetti sauce (recipe in comments)

Spinach pasta from scratch along with some spaghetti sauce (recipe in comments)

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Grilled cheese sandwich

Grilled cheese sandwich

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Fuckin' tacos

Fuckin' tacos

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Yea it's a giant fucking egg taco, big whoop ya wanna fight about it?

Yea it's a giant fucking egg taco, big whoop ya wanna fight about it?

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Stupid Fucking Hasselback Potatoes

Stupid Fucking Hasselback Potatoes

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Tox's Birthday Dinner! Steak, mashed taters, cesar salad and garlic bread.

Tox's Birthday Dinner! Steak, mashed taters, cesar salad and garlic bread.

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vegetarian birthday pizza with maple sausage, pepperoni, mini corn dogs

vegetarian birthday pizza with maple sausage, pepperoni, mini corn dogs

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ATTEMPT TO CARE: pan seared scallops with jalapeno, onion, garlic, bacon. And some

ATTEMPT TO CARE: pan seared scallops with jalapeno, onion, garlic, bacon. And some Thai simmer sauce. Pair with cheap wine.

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Egg in an avocado for brunch

Egg in an avocado for brunch

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Bacon Egg and Cheese Pizza

Bacon Egg and Cheese Pizza

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Don't HAVE to be drunk to enjoy a steak. Doesn't hurt though

Don't HAVE to be drunk to enjoy a steak. Doesn't hurt though

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Got drunk Friday night and decided to cook chicken and sausage gumbo for Saturday

Got drunk Friday night and decided to cook chicken and sausage gumbo for Saturday night. Baboom!

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Nothing fancy breakfast

Nothing fancy breakfast

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I can't believe these actually turned out. Peanut butter, brown sugar cookies.

I can't believe these actually turned out. Peanut butter, brown sugar cookies.

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Vietnamese Fish Sauce Chicken Legs

Vietnamese Fish Sauce Chicken Legs

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Corn chowder with a lot of bacon and other things. Hopefully blackout me will wash

Corn chowder with a lot of bacon and other things. Hopefully blackout me will wash the dishes so sober me won't have to deal with them.

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Sunny side up eggs with tomatoes on a bagel

Sunny side up eggs with tomatoes on a bagel

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Seared miso and ginger ahi on fried rice noodles with bok choy soup.

Seared miso and ginger ahi on fried rice noodles with bok choy soup.

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Flaming Dr Pepper Ham

Flaming Dr Pepper Ham

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Venison burgers with bacon and mozzarella sticks (Trigger warning: hands down my

Venison burgers with bacon and mozzarella sticks (Trigger warning: hands down my worst burgers. It's like sloppy joe consistency).

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Left over marinara and Philly cheese steak veggies.

Left over marinara and Philly cheese steak veggies.

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Hangover pulled pork breakfast sammich

Hangover pulled pork breakfast sammich

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Pizza: A Drunken Cookery Fail

Pizza: A Drunken Cookery Fail

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Late picture: New Years Pizza

Late picture: New Years Pizza

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drunken gardenry

drunken gardenry

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Honey Sesame Chicken Pork Fried Rice Wontons (Xpost r/52weeksofcooking but with MORE

Honey Sesame Chicken Pork Fried Rice Wontons (Xpost r/52weeksofcooking but with MORE DRUNK)

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Oh look, I made vomit for dinner... (actually fried polenta cakes with homemade vodka

Oh look, I made vomit for dinner... (actually fried polenta cakes with homemade vodka sauce)

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First post, hope you enjoy!!! - Drunken BBQ Pizza

First post, hope you enjoy!!! - Drunken BBQ Pizza

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I made chili. You cant taste it, but its good. Trust me, Im a professional drunk!

I made chili. You cant taste it, but its good. Trust me, Im a professional drunk!

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braised short ribs. special appearance by my fancy plateware

braised short ribs. special appearance by my fancy plateware

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salmon+chanterelles with tomato mozzarella salad

salmon+chanterelles with tomato mozzarella salad

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I made a snack to get hyped for the new contest.

I made a snack to get hyped for the new contest.

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Fried Chicken and Evan Williams

Fried Chicken and Evan Williams

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grilled cheese with a blackberry

grilled cheese with a blackberry

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BBQ chicken and potatoes with shit tier beer.

BBQ chicken and potatoes with shit tier beer.

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Lazy bitch's A La Vodka

Lazy bitch's A La Vodka

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Comfort Food: Traditional Weißwürste

Comfort Food: Traditional Weißwürste

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Juicy Lucy!

Juicy Lucy!

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French Onion Soup

French Onion Soup

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I swear I was doing something here...

I swear I was doing something here...

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I'm getting pretty close to perfecting Black Rain's Cast Iron Tortilla Pizza and

I'm getting pretty close to perfecting Black Rain's Cast Iron Tortilla Pizza and Parfait.

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Steak and taters

Steak and taters

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Panko crusted chicken tenders, and a 10% ABV Porter. I actually think I'm a better

Panko crusted chicken tenders, and a 10% ABV Porter. I actually think I'm a better cook after a few beers.

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Fuck sobering up to go get Chinese...sesame chicken.

Fuck sobering up to go get Chinese...sesame chicken.

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Wine and seared salmon: Just cuz drunk doesn't mean can't be delicious food

Wine and seared salmon: Just cuz drunk doesn't mean can't be delicious food

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chicken and maybee curry

chicken and maybee curry

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My boyfriend is the master of dromelttes!!!

My boyfriend is the master of dromelttes!!!

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Hot pepper egg ramen (?)

Hot pepper egg ramen (?)

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I made vegan pumpkin pie ice cream out of nanners!

I made vegan pumpkin pie ice cream out of nanners!

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I emailed this to me 2 days ago with the "context" being "hey"

I emailed this to me 2 days ago with the "context" being "hey"

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Spicy tofu with rice

Spicy tofu with rice

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Haven't posted in a while...so here's some beer cheese soup...cheers.

Haven't posted in a while...so here's some beer cheese soup...cheers.

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Peanut chicken curry over coconut rice and topped with a poached egg. Money shot

Peanut chicken curry over coconut rice and topped with a poached egg. Money shot in comments.

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Sketti and meatballs

Sketti and meatballs

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Enchiladas and vodka grape

Enchiladas and vodka grape

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I made a jumbo shrimp and crab leg boil

I made a jumbo shrimp and crab leg boil

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