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My Take On A Shooter Sandwich

My Take On A Shooter Sandwich

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Corned Beef and Cabbage. It's not even St. Patrick's Day! This is a staple around

Corned Beef and Cabbage. It's not even St. Patrick's Day! This is a staple around here, fuckers. I am white girl wasted.

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Drunk, Snowed In? Weird Pizza time bitches.

Drunk, Snowed In? Weird Pizza time bitches.

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Steak potato rice. BOOM BAP BEEEER

Steak potato rice. BOOM BAP BEEEER

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Slow cooked, spicy bbq ribs!

Slow cooked, spicy bbq ribs!

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2am bacon cheeseburger after 12 pints of lager last night.

2am bacon cheeseburger after 12 pints of lager last night.

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BISON NACHOS (aka byebye Oklahoma)

BISON NACHOS (aka byebye Oklahoma)

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HAMBLEDURGERS, LIN!

HAMBLEDURGERS, LIN!

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Homemade taco-truck-like tacos

Homemade taco-truck-like tacos

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Sloppy, but good.

Sloppy, but good.

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$10 dinner night, thanks /u/themostpolish :D

$10 dinner night, thanks /u/themostpolish :D

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Mostaccioli in bad taste

Mostaccioli in bad taste

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Turkey sausage and ziti. Tossed together, taken down the gullet, followed by cheap

Turkey sausage and ziti. Tossed together, taken down the gullet, followed by cheap vodka.

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Sriracha'n cheese pork rind burrito

Sriracha'n cheese pork rind burrito

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Contest Entry: Coleslaw, tuna salad, pickled egg sandwich. (Got lucky with ingredients

Contest Entry: Coleslaw, tuna salad, pickled egg sandwich. (Got lucky with ingredients and already had eggs and slaw on hand)

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Bacon wrapped, sriracha glazed, pork, beef and veal meatloaf

Bacon wrapped, sriracha glazed, pork, beef and veal meatloaf

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DnB fan? Familiar with Dieselboy? We got FANCY tonight.

DnB fan? Familiar with Dieselboy? We got FANCY tonight.

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Pesto pasta with garlic, onions, and squash.

Pesto pasta with garlic, onions, and squash.

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Made my own version of a local food truck's Steak Frites (x-post)

Made my own version of a local food truck's Steak Frites (x-post)

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Contest Entry: Nachos - Get Swole edition!

Contest Entry: Nachos - Get Swole edition!

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Pizza Rolls, Parmesan ranch, and Jack D

Pizza Rolls, Parmesan ranch, and Jack D

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BLACK RAIN'S DRUNKEN SUPER SHIT FUCKER POST: BIG MOTHERFUCKERING ALBUM EDITION

BLACK RAIN'S DRUNKEN SUPER SHIT FUCKER POST: BIG MOTHERFUCKERING ALBUM EDITION

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"Alyssa's Pacific Rimjob" (fried halibut "fishsticks," pineapple

"Alyssa's Pacific Rimjob" (fried halibut "fishsticks," pineapple coleslaw, white cheddar mac)

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aged cheddar cheese "open face sandwich" with Applewood smoked ham on top

aged cheddar cheese "open face sandwich" with Applewood smoked ham on top of a bed of arugula topped with mayonnaise and an olive oil, honey, and aleppo pepper dressing..lol

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Newly single and drunk steak date

Newly single and drunk steak date

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Sausage n beer

Sausage n beer

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Made some football Sunday lumpia

Made some football Sunday lumpia

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Pulled Pork Nachos

Pulled Pork Nachos

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Udon noodles in a pork belly broth, sauteed red peppers, carrots and peas, and leftover

Udon noodles in a pork belly broth, sauteed red peppers, carrots and peas, and leftover pork from chinese takeout the other night all served in semi-warped plastic bowl.

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The aftermath of a bottle of tequila and cheese and mince that was about to expire

The aftermath of a bottle of tequila and cheese and mince that was about to expire

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crock pot tofurkeys. an album (xpost r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn)

crock pot tofurkeys. an album (xpost r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn)

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Chicken and some stuff I don't know

Chicken and some stuff I don't know

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My brother and I cooked something last night

My brother and I cooked something last night

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Thai/Chinese Fusion

Thai/Chinese Fusion

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Got my ass kicked hanging blinds, so I got drunk and made chili dogs. (Made the chili

Got my ass kicked hanging blinds, so I got drunk and made chili dogs. (Made the chili on Thursday, it may be starting to turn)

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Naked Kimchi

Naked Kimchi

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72 Hour Short Ribs

72 Hour Short Ribs

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Drunk Spaghetti [x-post from r/shittyfoodporn]

Drunk Spaghetti [x-post from r/shittyfoodporn]

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Chicken Gyros and Hummus

Chicken Gyros and Hummus

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Cookery. Bolognese.[Slow cooking] and a random pizza.

Cookery. Bolognese.[Slow cooking] and a random pizza.

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Mac 'n' cheese with ripperoinies and colbie jack plus parmesan cheese

Mac 'n' cheese with ripperoinies and colbie jack plus parmesan cheese

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What do you cook the day before you get paid?? Whatever you can. I present, a beef

What do you cook the day before you get paid?? Whatever you can. I present, a beef stir-fried rice, worthy of any retail peasant.

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Chicken Holy Mole (and assorted beverages)

Chicken Holy Mole (and assorted beverages)

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Burger with garlic cheese bread for bun. So good.

Burger with garlic cheese bread for bun. So good.

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Tacos & Tequila

Tacos & Tequila

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Instant noodles on toast

Instant noodles on toast

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I came home from the bar and made this monstrosity.

I came home from the bar and made this monstrosity.

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Chicken Parmesan Huevos

Chicken Parmesan Huevos

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It's been a while so here's a steak sangwich.

It's been a while so here's a steak sangwich.

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Chicken tortilla soup son!

Chicken tortilla soup son!

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The Bologna burger your hangover deserves.

The Bologna burger your hangover deserves.

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After a drunken night of $2 g&ts I made the most glorious meal of a Parmesan,

After a drunken night of $2 g&ts I made the most glorious meal of a Parmesan, mustard and breadcrumb crusted hoki fillet then ate half of it before I remembered I was going to document it for you drunkards

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toona salad sammich

toona salad sammich

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Football Sunday son

Football Sunday son

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Tenderloin Medallions with Bacon-wrapped stuffed Dates and Jalapenos. Whore.

Tenderloin Medallions with Bacon-wrapped stuffed Dates and Jalapenos. Whore.

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Long time, no see. Y'all ready for some basic ass shrimp and pasta? Of course you

Long time, no see. Y'all ready for some basic ass shrimp and pasta? Of course you are.

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So, I tried to make patty melts, but this is what I wound up with. They were delicious.

So, I tried to make patty melts, but this is what I wound up with. They were delicious.

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Gyro?

Gyro?

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Bacon egg and xheese

Bacon egg and xheese

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Steak and the longest green beans I've ever seen

Steak and the longest green beans I've ever seen

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