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Drunkass egg burgers. Photo recipe.

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Prepare drunk. Drink for two weeks. Consume drunk. We're talkin' pickled eggs, fuckers.

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I see your 10 biscuits and raise you one giant biscuit

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It took all my skill and cunning, but I think I perfected dinner.

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Superbowl food smashdown

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First post. Drunk hamburgers

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Hot dogs with Bacon and sliced processed cheese in the microwave

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Egg sandwich thing

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Beef and brocori

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Butter-Sauteed Chicken Breasts with Ghetto-Style Peanut-Thai Ramen

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Lemon sage chicken with some sides and Forrest Gump and vodka sodas. Also, imgur took fucking forever.

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Iowa Stir Fry, or whatever.

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Bachelor night = beer/steak night

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pssshhhfhfffft. let's eat some crab.

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In which I try to recapture the magic of restaurant quality chicken while being a cheap drunk

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Gameday Bagel Sandwich

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Texan Podvarak, or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love the Bubble-Gut

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Fried Cod with home made fries and coleslaw.

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Chili part deux: THE CATTENING.

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chicken thighs and... brussel sprout stir fry?

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Drunk, pantsless hotel chili using a franzia box as a cutting board.

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Sausage on a fork.

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Fancy Pants Ramen Dance

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I hope you're in the mood, because there's an aching in my [pork] loins.

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Eggery Poachery

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Roast Beef Stuffed Pizza Bread Sticks

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The best worst ramen in the west

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Feelin' fancy.

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Easy AF Mango Lassi

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Scotch egg, fried brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes served with, what else? Scotch!!!

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Singapore Noodles?

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Chicken Parmesan with Nuggets

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Woke up with this next to my bed. Apparently I passed out before I could eat it

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Teriyaki Philly Cheesesteak

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Probably pretty weak compared to some of you, but I burned myself... ("Homemade" bacon cheesefries)

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Smoked Oyster Nachos

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25 cent pizza. Minus the cost of the vodka.

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Drunk pizza last night

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The grilled cheese after some snaps induced feature creep. Prepared drunk, submitted from work while hungover.

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OG Pizza Rolls

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leftover bhindi masala (indian hot) + "tater rounds" + tofutti sour cream. sixpoint RESIN. get some.

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kimchee and ham sushi

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got drunk cooking steaks. Wanted just a light bite so I could keep drinking.

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Keto cauliflower casserole

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Not sure if it counts as 'cookery' but this is the infamous Subway Tuna-Meatball.

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Cast iron pan pizza with mozzarella, ricotta, Parmesan and Comté. Bourbon pairing optional, but recommended.

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Fish stix

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Extra Spicy Jerk Chicken. Slow cooked and then grilled because beer.

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Japanese Curry and Beer

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NSFW Morning after the night before Corned Beef Hash

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Not my prettiest Tequila fueled meal.

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I made mozzerella covered steak, then took some hamburger rolls, smothered them with garlic-herb butter, toasted the buns and steak on grill, threw in some green onions that I have growing on my windowsill, ripped everything up and threw it in a bowl and

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I got a craving for cheesy garlic bread

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Crab, steak, scallops, and risotto. Merry Christmas to all!

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Drunken cookery, live blog update. Snowpocalypse edition

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Simple shit.... chicken and lettuce

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V-day shrimp Alfredo bitch

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Roasted Bourbon Chicken and Brussel Sprouts

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I did this drunk thing

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ROUND TWO OF THE INFAMOUS SUBWAY TUNA-MEATBALL! a.k.a. Subway Surf 'n' Turf.

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