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Making hard boiled eggs. My house smells like a chicken crematorium.

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Poor bitch's carbonara!

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Constipated? Try my fuckin' chili.

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I LOVE YOU, BLACK OUT 6AM MOTIVATED TO COOK ME! Or; The bitchin' hot beefs I started this morning to finish tonight.

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A Very CA Thanksgiving! (Also, what the fuck, who got drunk and gave me a position of power?)

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Steak, Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, tomatoes and onion quesdilla

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Stale bagel microwaved until hard, topped with expired pasta sauce, cheddar, mushrooms and salami chunks.

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Contest Sushi?

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Five bias cut hotdogs, half a can of Wolf chili, and three slices of American cheese!

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Breakfast Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwich w/Hollandaise Made Drunk

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I made drunk crab cakes! Photorecipe x-post /r/cooking

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Cheap, Sorta Healthy Breakfast Sandwiches

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Bachelor night = beer/steak night - Take 2!

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Black Rain's "Ghetto Gourmet and Pot Luck 2014"

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Anything Goes Chowder

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Ghetto Gourmet: The condiment sampler.

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Blackened Tilapia receives mustard punishment then slapped with spinach

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Midnight budget Ramen featuring knife skills.

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Drunk and craving a Caprese Salad. Well, I have string cheese, and basil... close enough.

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Steak Subs and Steel Reserve

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Delicious open faced chili slaw dog.

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December contest entry: Roasted pork loin hoagie.

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Drunkenly Making Waaaangs

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I worked my ass off to make food for my cousin and took tons of pics to make this mega post! Breakfast and dinner in the same post.

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First time posting: got drunk with my band and made Pizza and Buffalo popcorn chicken!

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Well, SOMEONE had to use the rest of this before it went bad.

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My favorite hangover breakfast for lunch type meal. Italian style shakshuka

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Alcoholic potabers

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Red beans and rice! And a mess!

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Buff Nugz

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Buffalo chicken stuffed hotdogs.

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Had a little pre-420 celebration over the weekend. I present to you: stoner pizza!

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Wine chugs (with spicy cheese on fries)

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15 chicken nuggets with a handful of Arby's fries and some cheese. X post /shittyfoodporn Enjoy.

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Chicken bacon ranch mini pizzas!

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X-post. Five cheese dogs and a can of Wolf chili.

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Cheetos and Sriracha Combination Totino's pizza (Keepin' it classy)

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Tortilla pizza

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Mozzarella, ricotta, and foraged dandelion green pizza

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Kentucky Hot Brown.

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A perfect monstrosity to accompany Thursday morning beers. Some type of crust stuffed with pulled pork, hashbrowns, caramelized onions, pico de galo, pasta sauce, and cheese. All topped with eggs.

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Made homemade burgers and salad for dinner tonight. Drank beer instead of taking pictures of the process. Oh well.

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Chicken and chips

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G and T with some shrimp on the barbie.

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Sketty and meatbars

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Some whiskey, some wine... it's curry time.

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Lunchmeat Pizza feat. Bacon Cheese

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Pierogies and Penis

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I Was Drunkenly Prepping Some Squash for Later This Week and Cooking a Pizza so I Decided to Roast the Seeds With a Fuckton of Salt at the Same Time... Perfect Pizza Topper

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Drunk Okonomiyaki

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Scallion Pancakes & Shrimp with Lobster Sauce.

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Like 8 months late on the cheesesteak posts. Idgaf.

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Getting Jjigae with it

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Scallop and Bacon Cast Iron Pizza

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I am snowed in with Hot Toddy's and it's time to make a DUTCH BABY.

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I had a few steel reserves and made biscotti

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I jacked MessrUppr's idea. Surf & Turf Buffalo Shrimp/Chicken Sliders, with bleu cheese dressing and bacon Mac & Cheese from scratch.

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Didn't have bread, had to improvise

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The bread was stale for my burger so I improvised the calories (before hot sauce)

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So I haven't been able to eat for the past few days due to withdrawals. I decided to cook up this hibachi soup concoction. It was fucking delicious.

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