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Nachos with taco meat and some cheese.  I spent way too much time making sure each

Nachos with taco meat and some cheese. I spent way too much time making sure each chip would get the proper amount of meat and cheese.

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Spam and beans. A camping delicacy. [WARNING: ALBUM MAY CONTAIN MACRO SHOTS OF SPAM.]

Spam and beans. A camping delicacy. [WARNING: ALBUM MAY CONTAIN MACRO SHOTS OF SPAM.]

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How I picture things that don't get posted here

How I picture things that don't get posted here

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Got snowed out of my date, but at least I have lemon shrimp and orzo for lunch tomorrow!

Got snowed out of my date, but at least I have lemon shrimp and orzo for lunch tomorrow!

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Jerk skirt steak, mashed taters, bacon wrapped asparagus and mushrooms. Brought to

Jerk skirt steak, mashed taters, bacon wrapped asparagus and mushrooms. Brought to you by Brugal Anejo.

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I got drunk and wanted bruschetta. So I made bruschetta with shitty American cheese.

I got drunk and wanted bruschetta. So I made bruschetta with shitty American cheese.

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My Pizza/Calzone/Quesadilla Creation

My Pizza/Calzone/Quesadilla Creation

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2AM BBQ

2AM BBQ

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Spaghetti and meatballs!

Spaghetti and meatballs!

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My kitchen may have survived, but my asshole sure didn't - you fuckers ought to be

My kitchen may have survived, but my asshole sure didn't - you fuckers ought to be jealous of my goddamned delicious spicy-ass fried chicken, courtesy of St. Arnold and Dos Equis.

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chicken thigh

chicken thigh

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Mexican night = tacos and beer.

Mexican night = tacos and beer.

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Mega pasta dinner, with garlic bread stuff.

Mega pasta dinner, with garlic bread stuff.

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Leftover chicken POT PIE

Leftover chicken POT PIE

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Spicy Chicken Nachos (with bonus tacos!)

Spicy Chicken Nachos (with bonus tacos!)

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Salmon Rilletes.

Salmon Rilletes.

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Quesadillas, 100% 'Murica!

Quesadillas, 100% 'Murica!

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Spaghetti. So simple, but done right, can be a fucking masterpiece.

Spaghetti. So simple, but done right, can be a fucking masterpiece.

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I was hungry. All I had wass eggs and some spice.

I was hungry. All I had wass eggs and some spice.

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Super stoned pesto chicken sandwich w/ fresh mozzarella

Super stoned pesto chicken sandwich w/ fresh mozzarella

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Made myself a lamb leg

Made myself a lamb leg

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Pizza Sauce and Home Improvement

Pizza Sauce and Home Improvement

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it's cold so it's time

it's cold so it's time

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I got smashed and made pickles...

I got smashed and made pickles...

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Red Beans & Lies -- Red Beans and Pureed Cauliflower substituting for rice.

Red Beans & Lies -- Red Beans and Pureed Cauliflower substituting for rice. Healthy and shit I guess... I don't know. Give me a break, I haven't posted in a while.

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Cast Iron Pizza [nsfw]

Cast Iron Pizza [nsfw]

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homemade pizza. price ~7 USD. and 5 of that was in cheese.

homemade pizza. price ~7 USD. and 5 of that was in cheese.

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Warm Tortilla with Easy Mac and Hot Sauce

Warm Tortilla with Easy Mac and Hot Sauce

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My first attempt at scrambled eggs, drunk

My first attempt at scrambled eggs, drunk

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/u/shadowman3001 attempts to cook in his drunken safety helmet, smoke filled house

/u/shadowman3001 attempts to cook in his drunken safety helmet, smoke filled house ensues.

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Teriyaki chicken'n'shit

Teriyaki chicken'n'shit

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le grand pinenute dessert burger

le grand pinenute dessert burger

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Philly chicken gyro hoagie

Philly chicken gyro hoagie

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Inspired by Pretty Good Cooking: The Great Spatchcocking Caper

Inspired by Pretty Good Cooking: The Great Spatchcocking Caper

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Grilled burgers with mayo, Frank's Red Hot, and pickled jalapeno slices.

Grilled burgers with mayo, Frank's Red Hot, and pickled jalapeno slices.

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Drinking ~58% ABV honey. Decided I needed some kind of solid supper. Button mushroom

Drinking ~58% ABV honey. Decided I needed some kind of solid supper. Button mushroom + wild mushroom pasta, eggs and camembert.

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My brother puts BBQ sauce on frozen pizzas... Anyone else?

My brother puts BBQ sauce on frozen pizzas... Anyone else?

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So there's bbq chicken pizza, but I wanted to make chicken taco pizza. From scratch.

So there's bbq chicken pizza, but I wanted to make chicken taco pizza. From scratch.

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Cut limes. Dranke beer. Made rabs.

Cut limes. Dranke beer. Made rabs.

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Fried Potato Time!

Fried Potato Time!

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Sometimes all you have is leftovers.

Sometimes all you have is leftovers.

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sausage gravy

sausage gravy

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Plans got cancelled. Got day drunk and make my own buns/burgers.

Plans got cancelled. Got day drunk and make my own buns/burgers.

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Surf And Turf Tacos - feat. I don't know what I'm doing

Surf And Turf Tacos - feat. I don't know what I'm doing

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Chicken of the woods pilaf

Chicken of the woods pilaf

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Cheap vodka and mourning created this salty dish.

Cheap vodka and mourning created this salty dish.

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4am cheese and tomato burrito with salsa verde and hot sauce

4am cheese and tomato burrito with salsa verde and hot sauce

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Bacon, chicken, cheese and broccoli

Bacon, chicken, cheese and broccoli

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Ginger salmon with sweet chile sauce, starfruit, lime, thai chiles. local oysters

Ginger salmon with sweet chile sauce, starfruit, lime, thai chiles. local oysters with capers, lemon, and local pickled beach asparagus.

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Egg and Cracker Casserole

Egg and Cracker Casserole

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Sloppy chicken with cheese tortellini and pierogies

Sloppy chicken with cheese tortellini and pierogies

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I made some meatball shit I saw in /r/cooking

I made some meatball shit I saw in /r/cooking

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Chanukah Dinner brought to you by JTS Brown

Chanukah Dinner brought to you by JTS Brown

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Steak Loaded Potatoes

Steak Loaded Potatoes

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Breakfast for mid-drunk snack. That's corned beef on top.

Breakfast for mid-drunk snack. That's corned beef on top.

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Rice and potato tacos with homemade guacamole.

Rice and potato tacos with homemade guacamole.

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Pork and cabbage dumplings with cheap sake

Pork and cabbage dumplings with cheap sake

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Filé gumbo

Filé gumbo

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My honey went out last night so I made him breakfast for his hangover

My honey went out last night so I made him breakfast for his hangover

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Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza

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