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I'm not from the midwest, but I know where it is on a map. Tatertot Hotdish!

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I just invented this. Some kind of a pizza croissant.

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Incinerated Coconut Shrimp (with sweet chili dipping sauce!)

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I Got Drunk. I Cooked This

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Whiskey-Rootbeer Pulled Pork Poutine

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I'm broke. I'm hungry. I'm drunk. Lets take a journey to see just how little i got to work with.

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I have been told on r/shittyfoodporn that you might appreciate this Burger i made

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salmon lasagna or something

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Drunk sauce and floor noodles

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FUCK YOU CHILI

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Ghetto Gourmet: Egg Apocalypse!

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Drunkenly inspired by the concept of the KFC 'double down' I made an egg and cheese sandwich using hashbrowns as the bread, also I think this qualifies as Ghetto Gourmet

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French onion first ti[m]er

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Cheese melted on some crackers.

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My fucked up french-style lasagna. Brought to you by today's sponsor, Wine.

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The ideal drunchies should be quick, terrible for you and bursting with greasy greasy flavour. I give you 15 minute Chicken McNuggets complete with delicious MSG

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I made this... and it was glorious

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Tried making a quesadilla, SOMEHOW it turned into a steak burrito. Works for me.

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Middle of the night, craving a garbage plate, no can get. Time to improvise

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I always wanted to try a Loco Moco.

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Solo drunk pizza party [X-Post /r/TrollXChromosomes]

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Shoe leather, blorp and glorp.

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Overnight eggs

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Beef Gyros

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FLAMING CHEETO CHICKEN TENDIES!!!

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Just in time for the Final Four, Twisited Pizza Dippin Sticks!

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Drunken Breakfast Sandwich!

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I think the pictures are in reverse order. These are burritos, I thought I took a bunch of pictures but then I only had four.

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Pizza Pasta (Cassarole?)

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Jambalaya!

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Chef Boyardee can suck it.

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Chicken Bacon Ranch Mac n Cheese.... Burrito?

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Grilled ramen and cheese

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A bottle of wine, a glass of whiskey, then this happened

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Spaghetti and Meatballs.

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5 eggs, covered in bacon, with tomatoes fried in bacon fat. Is there anything better than bacon fat?

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Stouffer's al fresco lol

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Home alone after Friday night drinks equals poor Australian style attempt at In-n-Out style burger

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Xpost from /r/dintymoore, The Dinty Moore Calzone!

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Wife's coming home tomorrow, so I decided to be fancy tonight. Spam and Mashed Potatoes.

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Spaghettio's Dip

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Quesadilla Burger

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3 am wonder bread and barbecue sauce.

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Day drinking almost always leads to breakfast for dinner.

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8am Steak Abomination

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Carolina style hamburger with home made fries.

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So I Put Out a Fire Kinda

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Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos Chicken Tenders

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Chuck, meet Oscar...

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My masterpiece from last night. Rice, pork tenderloin, hotdogs, rubber cheese. It tasted amazing at the time.

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Clearing out my Dropbox and found what I think is frozen pizza, bacon and a potato waffle which I appear to have enjoyed at some point

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My Chinese New Year cookery.

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Pastrami Reuben ? as promised

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Despite the plating amd ingredients, I assure you, I'm shitfaced. Seared flatiron steak with pickled ramps.

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Chicken Noodle Soup. Featuring: Chicken Noodles.

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Fuck making dinner.

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My take on a deconstructed Beef Wellington; or how I learned to stop my Lenten fast and started day drinking again

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Velveeta shells and cheese Buffalo Shrimp Sliders

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Charcuterie Board for Game of Thrones the other night + Ghetto Poison

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All day drinking led to crappy hotdogs.

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