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After 7 hours of drinking we made this!

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Hasenfucker. AKA, Rabbit Stew.

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I hope sober me doesn't regret this

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Le Chicken Cordon Fuckin' Bleu. Also, scotch in a can. You win some, you lose some.

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Merry Fucking Breakfast, alone...

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I made steaks. Fuck you.

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Fish and Chips

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Salmon and Potato Bake, Well Done.

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spag wieners

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Stuffed Halibut

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Legend of the Drunken Noodle: A RPG experience with real prizes!

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So I got something in the mail today...

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The Reuben Pizza

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Gigantic It's-It Ice Cream Sandwich

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Bacon cheese burger stuffed with mac and cheese

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This is Why I'm Fat: Labor Day Weekend Edition

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Honey-garlic sesame chicken, wild rice and veg. Made for a date, date didn't show. Bye liver!

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Sushi Night

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That late night snack didn't go quite as planned

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Chicken Fried Rice

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Shakshuka. No, I didn't just sneeze. Make some, fuckers.

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Caribbean shenanigans. Didn't have rum. Fuck it, vodka.

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Cast Iron Chili Cheese Pierogies

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tempeh. tacos. tequila.

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Way too damn much Chicken Pad Thai

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It took me 3 minutes to make but it took me 3 hours to get drunk enough to want it.

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I bastardized Alton Brown's chili

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Plastered and Wasted Chinese Stir Fry

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First time remembering to document my drunken cookery all the way through. I present to you fricking pork milanesa, made my La Gringisima.

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Enchilada Time!

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I burnt my forearm with boiling water to bring you fuckers tonight's meal... Worth it!

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Chicken Stir Fry? Chicken Fried Rice? Spicy Chicken and Rice Stuff!

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Blackout floor beans... how too... part 1

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Pizza Arrabbiata with love

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Let's Drink and Make Jambalaya!

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Cheesy Garlic Bread.

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Late night steak, eaten at the sink

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fried fucking halloumi

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Drunk Off My Ass Nachos

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Steak, birthdays, and booze

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Bacon, egg, and cheese taco.

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Round two! No guest chef! No mercy!

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Black Rain's 3 AM Holy Shit Byerger.

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My man worked a graveyard shift last night, so I figured a hash with bacon and mushrooms would be nice for him to come home to. Also, I was drunk and bored as shit.

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honey - cock sauce wings

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3-pound Chili-Mac

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Way to many beers last night, made burgers

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Made a drunken crock pot pizza

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Shitty cheese dog with random olives and cilantro garnish

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Chicken patties and cheese inside tortillas. ...I'm out of grocery money.

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Drunk me decided bacon needed something else. Please don't make the mistakes I have made. Maple Bacon edition.

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Resplendent Chile Verde

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Sorry. Too drunk to think about taking process pictures. (Lamb over mashed potatoes and green beans) ( Bourbon and ginger for inspiration ) and cake... because cake.

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ZaCrunchwraps

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Let's class this place up. Oysters on the half shell with capers and Asian mignonette foam.

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Garlic and chili spaghetti with sardines and some other shit.

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Pulled pork panini a la wafflemaker.

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Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans

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Omelet you finish your mimosa while I make lunch

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I fucking hate packing so I drink and eat hcicken patties instead

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